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Old 19th Jan 2021, 15:40
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At Alton Towers.
...and at the bottom you go though the gift shop and buy souvenirs of our new white knuckle ride.
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 15:46
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Well one of you must know how to fly it...
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 15:50
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Having obayed the instructions to arrive at the airport 180 minutes before scheduled departure to negotiate Security, Check in, food and drink, retail therapy and gate allocation is there still such a rush when boarding is called ....
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 16:10
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 16:13
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I've only got Dollars, if you want Pence, he's still at the bottom of the ladder.
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 16:15
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The Republican party evacuation, the original Snakes and Ladders...
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 16:44
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Next time, we need to do more about crowd control than just picking a clever code name for the operation.
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 17:24
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After 3 long years of war, Operation Magic Carpet, the mission to repatriate the fighting men did not expect such an initial rush to get back to see their 2 year old children.
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 18:15
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UK Government vehemently objects to reports that border controls have resulted in a exodus of citizens.
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 18:16
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Taxi ! Taxi !
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 18:17
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Mission Accomplished !
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 18:49
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a/c Captain ... “Wait a minute ... who is checking their Covis-19 PCR test certificates?”
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 19:43
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Hold on lads, hold on. No Rushing please. Section Officer Harvey has plenty of time...
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 19:45
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.....if you think.this is stupid, have you ever seen a Chinook balancing on a small flat roof?
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 19:50
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Health and Safety recommend that next time we situate the Embassy at the Airport.?
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 20:06
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Being only allowed 100 Pardons during his last day in Office, President Trump needs to find other ways to get out the other 200 criminals that are his friends.
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 20:16
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Boris Johnson guides his children to safety when the River Thames floods into Downing Street.
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 20:28
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I'm sorry, the Guinness book of records can't officially recognise it, they're not clowns and it's not a Mini Minor..
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 20:35
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Hurry up Mr Trump, we only have a one day window to fly to Europe before it closes again.
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Old 19th Jan 2021, 20:37
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Sorry sir it’s one bag only, you’re going to have to leave one of your wives behind.
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