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Old 30th Sep 2020, 15:26
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We can't have the Dear Leader attracted by your breasts - could you all take a couple of inches off your skirts?
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 15:27
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But will they pass muster when we go on the WET t-shirt test?
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 15:29
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Soldiers: yes, of course they're balloons. We're going to pop them as six subsonic jets fly past to prove that we too have mastered supersonic flight.
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 15:43
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Kim hides his missiles in plain sight
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 15:43
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More than a handful is just a waist
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Katie and Sam join the Army
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 15:46
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When we visited Cardington there were these gas bags just lying about. So we re used them
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 15:47
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So you six on the ends of the line nearest the dias
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 15:50
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On NK's got talent the magician uses distraction to help slight of hand. Kim was amazed how the 6 of clubs got behind his ear ...

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Old 30th Sep 2020, 16:08
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So that's where all the socks went.
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 16:11
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Every year we commemorate with a special parade the first dead heat Zeppelin race in 1896
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 16:12
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Yes, the order was to form ranks line abreast, why?
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 16:13
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This is why they refer to us as Norks....
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 16:15
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Hoskins knew that with his luck, if he fell into their bunk room he’d come out sucking his thumb....
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 16:24
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Great Leader wants you one at a time... 9.00 9.15 9.30 10.15 he might be flagging by then
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 16:30
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Having returned from the shopping trip to Marks and Spencer, shoplifting was the security guards first thought
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 18:43
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Beijing Fashion Week decides size zero models will no longer be used. Need a bit of meat on them
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 18:44
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Listen, what's that noise? ..

that's the whale bone corsets struggling
or
that's the men on the other side of the screen struggling to control their excitement
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 19:20
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Well, that parade just went t1ts-up...
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Old 30th Sep 2020, 21:00
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Well, that parade just went t1ts-up...
It was a real bust.
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