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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 8th Nov 2020, 10:58
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Holy sh*t!! They CAN fly!
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Old 8th Nov 2020, 11:00
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Beware the Pig in a Mig.
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Old 8th Nov 2020, 11:42
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Lt. Jambon received an invitation to the squadron beach party and pig roast. He isn't quite sure how to take it . . .
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Old 8th Nov 2020, 12:28
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" She flies like a pig" was the cry to ATC
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Old 8th Nov 2020, 12:32
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This Little Piggie went to Market Garden......
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Old 8th Nov 2020, 12:33
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Kermit puts on a disguise to resist Miss Piggy's infatuation. Ah she said Flying helmet and celery...
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Old 8th Nov 2020, 12:34
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With ears like these I don't need HUFF DUFF
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Old 8th Nov 2020, 13:56
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He can’t get the gear down, prepare to foam the runway with apple sauce.
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Old 8th Nov 2020, 14:03
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Mumble mumble...
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Damm Gordon stuffed apples in my mouth....don't want to know what he stuffed in my ar$e
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Old 8th Nov 2020, 14:27
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When Isadora meets her fate, can I have one of her ears for a silk purse?
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Old 8th Nov 2020, 16:18
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It is considered very poor form to out a member by posting his picture. Nutloose will be none too pleased !
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Old 8th Nov 2020, 17:13
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"Let's see what the Big Bad Wolf does when I strafe his pathetic lair."
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Old 8th Nov 2020, 17:15
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This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed at home
This little piggy had roast beef
And this little piggy had none
And this little piggy went vroom, vroom, vroom all the way home
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Old 8th Nov 2020, 18:16
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Originally Posted by Big Pistons Forever
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It is considered very poor form to out a member by posting his picture. Nutloose will be none too pleased !
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Old 8th Nov 2020, 19:04
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Having spent 4 years flying the President round the World, slight after effects were to be expected upon returning to normal duties.
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Old 8th Nov 2020, 19:58
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The Design Office was instructed to find some more grunt without a complete redesign.
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Old 8th Nov 2020, 21:40
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Boss Hogg reckoned that Bo and Luke Duke would not get away this time, and Daisy would be all his.
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Old 8th Nov 2020, 22:20
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Devil Winner, Winner, Pork Chop Dinner!

My friend Lewis Grizzard, an author, humorist, and Southern Gentleman, succumbed to heart disease in 1994 at the tender age of 48. Lewis had a congenitally malformed tricuspid valve; he endured four valve replacement surgeries, the last one fatal. The third operation substituted a porcine valve to replace a malfunctioning artificial unit that had limited Lewis to less than three sets of tennis. (He was very good at tennis!) When he was asked how he felt about receiving a pig’s heart valve, Lewis said: “This thing works great, but I still feel a little strange about eating a barbeque sandwich!”

But I digress! Having rooted and wallowed through a trough of extra-funny slop, I don’t think any entrant will be boared by the winning caption. If so, sooey me! So takin’ home the bacon having made a gilt purse out of a sow’s ear with his humourous chop (and I ain’t loin): treadigraph with “From Rasher With Love, the new Porky Pig epic…” Funny and inclusive of a hat tip to Sir Sean! Buster Hyman, Nutloose, Kiltrash, Chu Chu and others too numerous to mention win ribbons as well.

Well done you, treadigraph! The CST will be sent via UPS (United Pig Service) as soon as it is de-slopped!

- Ed

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Old 8th Nov 2020, 22:48
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Are you sure? It seems one of your rasher results. I would hate you to make a pigs ear of judging it...
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 07:40
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Oinkredible! I can't see the rashernale of why it's come rind to me again... Cheers Ed!

Um ... I hesitated with this one but what the hell!


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