Caption Competition Mk II
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He can’t get the gear down, prepare to foam the runway with apple sauce.
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It is considered very poor form to out a member by posting his picture. Nutloose will be none too pleased !
It is considered very poor form to out a member by posting his picture. Nutloose will be none too pleased !
This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed at home
This little piggy had roast beef
And this little piggy had none
And this little piggy went vroom, vroom, vroom all the way home
This little piggy stayed at home
This little piggy had roast beef
And this little piggy had none
And this little piggy went vroom, vroom, vroom all the way home
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Winner, Winner, Pork Chop Dinner!
My friend Lewis Grizzard, an author, humorist, and Southern Gentleman, succumbed to heart disease in 1994 at the tender age of 48. Lewis had a congenitally malformed tricuspid valve; he endured four valve replacement surgeries, the last one fatal. The third operation substituted a porcine valve to replace a malfunctioning artificial unit that had limited Lewis to less than three sets of tennis. (He was very good at tennis!) When he was asked how he felt about receiving a pig’s heart valve, Lewis said: “This thing works great, but I still feel a little strange about eating a barbeque sandwich!”
But I digress! Having rooted and wallowed through a trough of extra-funny slop, I don’t think any entrant will be boared by the winning caption. If so, sooey me! So takin’ home the bacon having made a gilt purse out of a sow’s ear with his humourous chop (and I ain’t loin): treadigraph with “From Rasher With Love, the new Porky Pig epic…” Funny and inclusive of a hat tip to Sir Sean! Buster Hyman, Nutloose, Kiltrash, Chu Chu and others too numerous to mention win ribbons as well.
Well done you, treadigraph! The CST will be sent via UPS (United Pig Service) as soon as it is de-slopped!
- Ed
But I digress! Having rooted and wallowed through a trough of extra-funny slop, I don’t think any entrant will be boared by the winning caption. If so, sooey me! So takin’ home the bacon having made a gilt purse out of a sow’s ear with his humourous chop (and I ain’t loin): treadigraph with “From Rasher With Love, the new Porky Pig epic…” Funny and inclusive of a hat tip to Sir Sean! Buster Hyman, Nutloose, Kiltrash, Chu Chu and others too numerous to mention win ribbons as well.
Well done you, treadigraph! The CST will be sent via UPS (United Pig Service) as soon as it is de-slopped!
- Ed
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Are you sure? It seems one of your rasher results. I would hate you to make a pigs ear of judging it...
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Oinkredible! I can't see the rashernale of why it's come rind to me again... Cheers Ed!
Um ... I hesitated with this one but what the hell!
Um ... I hesitated with this one but what the hell!