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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 18th Dec 2020, 09:43
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"Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum"
"Wait a minute, you're not Santa. Are you Sharky Ward"?


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Old 18th Dec 2020, 11:20
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OK, lets call this...

Runner up is Nutloose with "The Colonel isn’t impressed Santa, have you ever seen someone who’s been covered in liquid reindeer sh*t from 7000 feet."

But the winner with a great bit of punning is:

Chu Chu with "Much to the platoon leader's chagrin, the sergeant's enlistment contract contained a Santa clause."

Well done Chu Chu....I would give the trophy an extra wipe down with bleach when you get it as I move into Tier 3 tomorrow!
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 11:30
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During the Pandemic, the Army are tasked with supporting the Civilian Police.
In this instance they arrest Santa who has been
' paying ' too much attention to the children in his Grotto.
oops too late on the round out again...
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 13:23
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Thanks so much, 622! I'll await the trophy with breath bated behind an N95 mask. Though come to think of it, a few extra germs on this side of the pond won't make much a ripple. . .

I'm afraid my stock of images is limited, so I'm going to have to break the holiday theme. Let's see what this stirs up:


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Old 18th Dec 2020, 13:27
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Ford introduce thrust augmentation.
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 13:29
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Ferrari is found to be cheating with their new KERs energy recovery system during this years F1.
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 14:17
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Early trials of the " Movement Carrier Aircraft System " for use in the Harbour off, show promise
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 14:20
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After 24 hours in flight crossing the Atlantic, Lindbergh was unable to get out the cockpit for the celebrations down Whitehall.
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 14:21
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VW find another loophole in the regulations
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 14:23
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Car driver, well I managed to get up to 88 mph and flash bang wallop look what appeared on my trailer...
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 14:46
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Trailer park trash haulage our speciality.
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 14:47
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The requirement was for a plane that could take-off and land on a runway less than twice its own length, and here is our solution!
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 14:47
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I told you we shouldn’t have taken the flyover.
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 14:48
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Never known anything make so much noise and go so slow. Think I will call it a ...Jaguar.
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 14:48
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Early Air Bus trials reveal passenger capacity problems.
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 14:50
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Rear seat passenger thinks ... “If they invented some sort of angled platform I would feel a bit safer when it takes off.”
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 14:53
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Yes it’s Heathrow, but you’re 20 years too early
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 14:59
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This catapult assisted take off will never catch on.
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 15:32
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airmailLocal™ - a new service from your Post Office...
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Old 18th Dec 2020, 15:34
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Bit late on the round out AGAIN, Hoskins...
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