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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 16th Nov 2020, 20:57
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No, no...don’t salute me. You know why...
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Old 16th Nov 2020, 20:58
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OK. Sixteen with white masks, sixteen with black masks - let's have a game of chess.
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Old 16th Nov 2020, 21:55
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I once had a box of tin soldiers
I broke off the general's head
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Now I play with my privates instead...

(Not mine!)
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If not yours, whose privates are you playing with?
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No Ah will NOT be referred to as GENDER NEUTRAL President. Ah am Mr President to you, and don't you forget it.
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Old 17th Nov 2020, 06:37
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Go get me a bigger gun than that Kim lad had ....
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Old 17th Nov 2020, 06:41
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No wearing a mask does not permit you not to shave each day before parade. Go see Melania and see how she does it properly
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Old 17th Nov 2020, 07:58
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
If not yours, whose privates are you pl aying with?


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And another thing; why are none of these losers wearing big hats and writing everything down in notebooks? That's what Kim has, lotsa guys with big hats and notebooks.
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Old 17th Nov 2020, 10:29
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You give me that case right now, young man, or you'll be handling baggage at Dulles.



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Old 17th Nov 2020, 11:42
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You there, Go get my Toilet Paper....The one that

Has Presidential use only on it
or
Is Military Grade IZAL
or
Andrex,.. Soft, Strong and Incredibly long
or
Has Pelosi face on it
or
Has Biden face on it
or
Is a Democrat vote
or
Use only one side

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Old 17th Nov 2020, 11:44
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Do I have to do EVERYTHING myself, like I defeated Coronavirus ...
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Old 17th Nov 2020, 11:45
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No Sir, This is the Presidential Dettol, something about keeping your finger off the trigger
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Old 17th Nov 2020, 12:19
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Why are you calling me a Baker? No I called you a w@nker
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Old 17th Nov 2020, 12:20
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Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go

I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
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No, you're fired! I'll lead this charge!
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Old 17th Nov 2020, 13:41
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Have you seen my sheep?
Four legs, furry, very furry good, and has an AK-47 I stole off Kim... he didn't miss it

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I'm fastest round the assault course. I built it, Trump Assault, nothing to do with my lady friends. We have a competition every year and I always win, win it biggly. No one is quicker than me, I am the quickliest round that course.
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The men all take precautions when the President tries his first veggie burger
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