Caption Competition Mk II
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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I once had a box of tin soldiers
I broke off the general's head
I smashed all the captains and majors
Now I play with my privates instead...
(Not mine!)
I broke off the general's head
I smashed all the captains and majors
Now I play with my privates instead...
(Not mine!)
Join Date: Feb 2006
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If not yours, whose privates are you playing with? 
"This is my re-inauguration ceremony, and it's big..really big..it's the biggest anybody has ever seen..and I made sure none of these loving spectators behind me have guns..."
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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You there, Go get my Toilet Paper....The one that
Has Presidential use only on it
or
Is Military Grade IZAL
or
Andrex,.. Soft, Strong and Incredibly long
or
Has Pelosi face on it
or
Has Biden face on it
or
Is a Democrat vote
or
Use only one side
Has Presidential use only on it
or
Is Military Grade IZAL
or
Andrex,.. Soft, Strong and Incredibly long
or
Has Pelosi face on it
or
Has Biden face on it
or
Is a Democrat vote
or
Use only one side
Last edited by Kiltrash; 17th Nov 2020 at 17:30.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
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Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 65
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I'm fastest round the assault course. I built it, Trump Assault, nothing to do with my lady friends. We have a competition every year and I always win, win it biggly. No one is quicker than me, I am the quickliest round that course.