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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 14:18
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You flew that all the way from Newfoundland to Prestwick? Boy you have some balls....
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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 14:19
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No actually we are both Pilots. Had we a navigator we would still be lost...
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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 14:23
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Ah Ms Love-Field well done, now what can we do to recognise your great feat of aviation?
You can invent in flight lavatories.....
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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 14:55
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“We found the cockpit Section Officer.”
”Oh, it’s not up there Dearie...”
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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 15:39
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However I don't think Doris voting for it would encourage anyone to bring it back into service.
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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 17:20
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I’ll take this one, it goes with my eyes.
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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 17:25
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Sorry Iím late, I got lost..
Ahhh, you must be our new Nav.
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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 18:09
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The super glue prankster was having a field day.



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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 20:10
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On behalf of the station Commander I would like to officially welcome you to Area 52. Now your cleaning equipment is just over there. He likes his car wash and wax every Wednesday and the Officers toilets smelling nice.
See you are already in your coveralls, so get on with it.....
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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 20:38
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"Now, I want a clean cat-fight. Shake hands ,and when I drop my hand, come out scratching."
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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 21:15
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No matter how much I bash my head against it, I just can't figure out the problem with this new aluminium radome.
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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 21:20
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"Is that a Twin Beech?"

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Old 2nd Nov 2020, 22:07
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Sorry if I don’t curtsy ma’am, my bum is a bit sore at the moment, Captain Rodgers showed me the Golden Rivet this morning.
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Old 3rd Nov 2020, 00:34
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The Harriet Highpants Finalists.
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Old 3rd Nov 2020, 03:44
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Typical men, they misspelled my name !
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Old 3rd Nov 2020, 09:15
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Ahh thank you for the welcome, I can't wait to get a stick between my legs.
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Old 3rd Nov 2020, 09:17
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Having watched the men puffing and squeezing at high G, how hard can it be? after all I have been through childbirth.
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....and we have removed all that loud shooting stuff and installed additional proofing so the children can deep peacefully. Welcome to the 1950's family runabout.
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Old 3rd Nov 2020, 10:21
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....and it comes with its own engineer in case of trouble. Ah here's your's, Say hello Hal9000.
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