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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 16th Aug 2020, 13:09
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Don't look now, but I think the co-pilot has dozed off.
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 13:25
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“OK, I have the goggles, now where’s my beer?”
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 14:18
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Off to the right... Von Hoskins says, Lads any one know the number for the Fire Brigade??
Nein, Nein, Nein was the reply...


Sorry that's for the Previous competition, Do try and keep up.
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 14:19
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Kilrash has a three footer for the match, be over soon, so will be back on PPRuNe any time now...
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 14:22
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Look out guys, Sharkey seems to have acquired one of Art Nall's Sea Harriers!
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 14:26
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Did our low pass over Dunkerque stop the refugees?

The men and boats are still there, but a guy in a sweater keeps slamming the lid on a box-looking thing, and everyone else is standing around looking disgusted.
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 15:57
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RAF trial their variant of the American Puff Pastry The Magic Dragon....

“They’re not turning back, fire a blank warning round across their bows..... load the Greggs Meatless sausage rolls.



Following on from

A400M det to Coastal Command?
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 16:17
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My god Sgt Hoskins is keen....we haven’t even taken off yet!
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 16:21
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Observer... .......Skip there is a man in a boat firing distress flares, it is sinking rapidly with sharks all round, he is wearing a Everton top, what should we do?
Skip (Nutty ) ....now repeat after me, I did not see anything wrong, must have been looking the wrong way ,and No i have no idea why the CVR has a 30 minute gap in the recording...
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 16:24
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Co- Pilot, we have a call from the Border Force / Fisheries protection fleet. can we scare off the CNN, Sky, BBC and Greenpeace vessels? they want a clear shot at the inflatable(s) with the 50 cal / Harpoon.
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 16:25
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Confirmed...two old, well used inflatables near the shore...oh hang on, it’s just Katie Price taking a dip!
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 16:27
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I think its Piers Morgan (Arsenal fan) trying to evade the 14 day quarantine by using the Asylum Seeker route. What should we do.??

Message from Air Commodore Sir Alan Sugar (Tottenham Fan) .. FIRE
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 16:30
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What do you mean, the QNLZ is stuck in port and cant get out to help. The rope knots are too tight...
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 16:31
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Hey Skip (Buster) I think that's Nuttys car in your driveway ...,Again...
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 16:40
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Are we not meant to patrolling the channel, not St Tropez? .. again. Are you sure we can put this down to training... ?
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 16:42
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Hoskins, how are you going with the AA meetings? Is it helping? Hoskins?.....Geezuzz Hoskins! There’s no booze in the binoculars!
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 16:42
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Should’ve gone to Specsavers.
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 16:46
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I’ll do one more circuit of the beach, but if you don’t spot Section Officer Harvey, we’ll have to carry on.
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 16:47
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What do you mean you can’t see your commercial career anymore??
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 16:48
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I’ll fly over the boat and you drop the in flight rations to them, if those do not put them off coming to the U.K., nothing will.
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