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Old 9th Nov 2020, 08:05
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Honour guard third on the left

" He's got a nice ar$e "
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 08:06
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Sorry Donald, saw a catwalk ....
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 08:07
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Donald sack that RAF Chappie, don't he know the nose wheel follows the yellow brick road...
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 08:08
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Nuclear satchel chap, I'm off get this as far as possible from that mad man
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 08:12
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Melania ......right where's that divorce lawyer
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 08:15
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 08:24
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That proves it, AF1 can land at Aberdeen Airport, now where's my clubs
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That proves it AF1 can land at Kemble, don't care if it can't take off....
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 08:55
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Donald, the Guard of Honour only draw their swords for weddings, not for divorces.
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 08:58
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Donald, you know the Marine always slopes off with the nuclear football since you were caught in the Oval Office trying to throw a long pass with it.
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 09:00
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Cheer up Donald, they will name a library after you, McDonald's a clown and Disney a Duck...
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 09:04
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Sigh, I won't be riding on AF One again.... That goes for me too Donald.






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Old 9th Nov 2020, 09:27
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"Presidential library? You want to archive my Twitter account for posterity?"
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 09:56
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To men closest to camera: "You two! I want my soldiers to wear a uniform, why've you got different stripes on your shoulders?"
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 09:57
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You know, dear, I think we could take a leaf from our allies in North Korea and have lady soldiers in mini-skirts on occasions like this.
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 10:01
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(Melania thinks) "Only 74 more days of this 5h1t and I am rid of him!"
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 10:07
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I want that mirror on the side of my plane to make me look even better, not distorted.
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 10:11
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Off to play golf with Tiger and Rory, already called the scores
TW 64
RM 66
DT 52 ( stopped counting after 12 holes)
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 10:21
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In honour of your Presidency we want to call the new Virginia class boat the USN Titanic
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 10:25
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In the cockpit the Pilots are seeing who gets the short straw to take him off into the sunset
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Old 9th Nov 2020, 10:34
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I'm gonna enact that from now, old presidents get to keep Air Force 1.
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