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Old 2nd Jun 2011, 23:54
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North Vietnamese illegal immigrants DO have a role in the Chinese economic system.
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Old 3rd Jun 2011, 05:09
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No matter what Army....there are some jobs the Troops just will not stand for!
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Old 4th Jun 2011, 10:05
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Are we all done? I think so so I duly announce the winner to be.........

toptobottom

With: "That's better lad! That bar stool idea was never going to work... "

Take it away.
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Old 4th Jun 2011, 14:38
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Many thanks Tash.
At the Heli champs today, so will post new piccie later on
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Old 4th Jun 2011, 17:05
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And a grand job you were doing of marshalling those cars in the carpark.

Congratulations on winning
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Old 4th Jun 2011, 18:27
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Ooooh Nutloose, that's a bit harsh! Deduct 5 marks for being cheeky - I was only trying to keep a space free for my van...




Right, let's kick off with this one...




"Irish IMC flight simulator threatened by hosepipe ban"
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Old 4th Jun 2011, 18:47
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No Hoskins, using bubble bath because we are out of liquid detergent was not very bright was it.
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Old 4th Jun 2011, 18:55
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The new Sud Aviation showroom......
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Old 4th Jun 2011, 19:09
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The penny-pinching BAA manager was regretting forcing the Airport Fire crews to double up as aircraft cleaners.
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Old 4th Jun 2011, 19:16
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The new IMC cloud simulator trials were running short of funding
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Old 4th Jun 2011, 20:27
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"It's ok Hodgkins, we're coming, fart and give us a clue"


Or

" I said pop over to the jet and get the bubbly out, not let the bubbles out!!!!"

Or

"Quick, fill the hangar with bubbles, hopefully they then won't notice the lash up we have made of cutting all the roof girders even."

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Old 4th Jun 2011, 20:53
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"Hoskins, are you sure you asked engineering for a comp wash?"
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Old 4th Jun 2011, 21:17
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I learned about champagne in unpressurised compartments from that!

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Happy memories of Typhoon Uniforms at Reims
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Old 4th Jun 2011, 21:50
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...not now - I'm in my mission bubble!
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Old 4th Jun 2011, 23:24
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Oh, you think this is bad? Just wait for the spin cycle!!!

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I'm sick of this bluddy fog Biggles.

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Opening scene for Flying High 3. (Airplane 3 for other DVD regions)

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Bit too much prop wash I'd say...
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Old 4th Jun 2011, 23:32
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"TCAS says no"



(sorry - can't help it )
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 00:14
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Reminds one of Tenerife don't it Bloggs....Off we go then!
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 00:37
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With sound from the movie Jaws ...... We're going to need a bigger plane!
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 04:04
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Bugger! I'm not rated for IFR in the Hangar!
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 04:59
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Nice one, Matey.
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