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Old 5th Jul 2010, 15:13
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Betty had had her ride pimped out, 20" rims, banging sound system and a silenced 9 for when the footmen stepped out of line.

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Old 5th Jul 2010, 17:48
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OK Gordon, call me a bigot one more time...
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Old 5th Jul 2010, 17:51
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"How does one spell paparazzi correctly ?"
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Old 5th Jul 2010, 17:53
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The coalition's budget cuts to the Metropolitan Police budget were really beginning to bite.
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Old 5th Jul 2010, 18:06
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"That's the last time bloody Nick Griffin sneaks his way into one's garden party. . ."

or:

"Philip, I know you're in there with Berlusconi and some totty. Come out immediately or Lady Hervey gets it".
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Old 5th Jul 2010, 23:30
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Old 5th Jul 2010, 23:35
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A 40% cut in the budget for HM Forces has resulted in a do it yourself attitude in order to get things done!
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Old 6th Jul 2010, 13:36
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[FYI.I will be 'closing' this one at lunchtime tomorrow (Wed 6th).Cheers.]
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Old 6th Jul 2010, 14:45
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At a loose end one day, the Queen decided to find out if Tony Blair's Close Protection Squad was worth all the money they cost the taxpayer.
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Old 6th Jul 2010, 15:27
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"We are NOT amused, but we ARE well-armed"
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Old 6th Jul 2010, 17:24
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On her majestys self service.
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Old 6th Jul 2010, 17:31
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"Aw gee, Phil. Ya gotta love this second amendment sh1t"
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Old 6th Jul 2010, 18:17
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Her majesty felt fully prepared for visiting Newcastle
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Old 6th Jul 2010, 20:46
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If One sees that Corgi cr*p on the lawn once more ....
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Old 6th Jul 2010, 21:31
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Betty considered Philip's latest gaffe to have been simply one step too far...
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Old 7th Jul 2010, 01:24
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"We are SO sorry, Uncle Albert"

(phlutt, phlutt,......phlutt, phlutt)
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Old 7th Jul 2010, 05:26
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Most of the Merseyside L and R over customers took the optional security package.
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Old 7th Jul 2010, 11:50
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Ok…Let’s close this one down now.

Buster’s -"Windsor...Betty Windsor..."

And

Tashengurt’s - "On her majestys self service"

Came close….but I hereby pass the baton to…..

TommyOv

"Betty considered Philip's latest gaffe to have been simply one step too far..."

Cheers to all!

P.S. Personally given the events of the week I would have probably gone with - 'Mr Moat...Come out, come out wherever you are...'
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Old 8th Jul 2010, 16:52
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Here goes...
Thanks, dc1968! Wasn't expecting that one.

Here's my offering; hope it hasn't been used before...



Judging will be on Sunday evening, after the footie.
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Old 8th Jul 2010, 17:35
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Good heavens, is that the time?
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