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Old 1st Jun 2011, 00:11
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Mishearing the orders he knew instantly that 13 would not be a lucky number and as instructed he sat himself on the range.
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Old 1st Jun 2011, 01:06
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"Oh really? That's the Staish's office window right behind me? The same Staish that made me volunteer for this crummy job? Huh!"
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Old 1st Jun 2011, 08:29
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Faced with the crack RAF Regt Pistol Team, the butt-party shuffled closer to the firing point.
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Old 1st Jun 2011, 08:42
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"Sorry I hit the wrong target Sarge...they all look the same to me!"
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Old 1st Jun 2011, 14:46
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I told you those non-regulation socks were like walking around with a target above your head!
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Old 1st Jun 2011, 14:47
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Proof that S Korea never really used Kim Jong Il's picture for target practice

p.s. it's on the back really
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Old 1st Jun 2011, 16:20
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After scouring the globe for a suitable original to copy, the N.Koreans decided to update the William Tell story....
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Old 1st Jun 2011, 18:12
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That was close, I was nearly No 13.
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Old 2nd Jun 2011, 11:15
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I can't believe the General got me of all people to help out with testing our new cruise missile! If he only knew I was shagging his daughter...
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Old 2nd Jun 2011, 11:30
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Pvt. Hung Lo used to envy all the other rich cadets with their bar stools....
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Old 2nd Jun 2011, 12:05
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That is correct Wun Hung. You nod your head and we hit it..


<groan>
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Old 2nd Jun 2011, 12:38
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"Haha....Lubbish, every shot miss!"

"Uh-oh! He just say: "Fix bayonets!"
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Old 2nd Jun 2011, 14:55
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Madam Phoo's whorehouse 12 yards ahead, sore red parts guaranteed,
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Old 2nd Jun 2011, 16:47
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"Despite the new red dot sight for the visually impaired he was still aiming low"
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Old 2nd Jun 2011, 16:49
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Captain Kirk was fed up with trying to get Mr Sulu to wear a Red shirt so thought he would try the more direct approach.
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Old 2nd Jun 2011, 18:48
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Hu Fuk Tup was regretting ever saying "If you catch me wearing white socks again Sarge, you can shoot me"
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Old 2nd Jun 2011, 19:29
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Being in the butt party for the International Military Peashooter Competition wasn't nearly as scary as the publicity photos had people believe.
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Old 2nd Jun 2011, 19:58
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"No you sirry iriot....I said I wanna join flying squad!"
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Old 2nd Jun 2011, 20:43
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U Dum Fuk hadn't minded holding the target for the Special Forces sniper practice,
but the new batch of conscripts had just arrived for Grenades 101
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Old 2nd Jun 2011, 23:12
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Squatters will be shot on sight.
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