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Old 10th May 2011, 12:50
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Only now did Blackadder realise that there really was something very different about his new chum 'Bob'.
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Old 10th May 2011, 12:57
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I thought you brought the Superman outfit.
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Old 10th May 2011, 13:14
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God it's so easy being a spy these days. That idiot will think he left the laptop on the tube.
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Old 10th May 2011, 13:14
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Staish, when you called me in for a hats on meeting this wasn't the kind of 'roasting' I was expecting.
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Old 10th May 2011, 13:32
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When you said "take one for the team" I was expecting a 'hats on', not a Tiger Meet...
...although that's a lot of tiger meat!

or

The WAAF response that the new skirt "wasn't fit to wear" was exactly what the design team had been hoping for. Blouse redesign next!
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Old 10th May 2011, 14:41
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Exactly WHO doesn't like WHAT up 'em Corporal Jones????
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Old 10th May 2011, 16:17
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"Was that it, Slasher?"
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Old 10th May 2011, 16:37
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Before we go any further, would you mind signing this Fitness Test pass?
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Old 10th May 2011, 16:51
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Said it would be a popular competition!!
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Old 10th May 2011, 17:10
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If this was QI, the alarm bells & flashing lights would have gone on
I know, I know... but hey, it DID make you smile, eh?! (and I thought Nutloose's 'breach birth' was a winner.. )

Anyway...

"NO Max, I really do have to go now. Now take off that moustache and give me my skirt back".
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Old 10th May 2011, 17:20
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"Ah. Too late"
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Old 10th May 2011, 17:54
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Hold on, I've got all the things you asked for in my bag here. You fighter boys have some funny habits. Have you any idea how hard it is to get hold of a cucumber in wartime?! ..and what're the glove puppet and the vaseline for?
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Old 10th May 2011, 19:31
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"I've never had to undress for my OJAR brief before..."
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Old 10th May 2011, 23:21
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I know, I know... but hey, it DID make you smile, eh?!
Agreed, but the -10 points killed off yer chances.

(and I thought Nutloose's 'breach birth' was a winner.. )
Yes, but his cheque bounced.

Anyway...back to the comp...


Well, what did you expect for a "touch & go"?
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Old 11th May 2011, 11:11
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Old 11th May 2011, 11:27
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"Darling, you may be a Spitfire display pilot, all show and no go."
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Old 11th May 2011, 13:17
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Introducing the WRAF Mullet! Business up front, party at the back!
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Old 11th May 2011, 16:58
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Flexibility: the key to airpower. Lesson One: don't overreact when you find 3 copies of "Health and Efficiency" in his overnight bag.
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Old 11th May 2011, 22:09
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Judging tomorrow at 1600 or thereabouts...
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Old 11th May 2011, 23:59
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No..........I said you'd been 'suspended' from training!
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