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Nigel to base...My radio op says he's using a lap top????? What the bloody hell is that! Stand by base...We have Vera Lynn in a bikini, regards to the boffins ding dong..
"According to my Map....we are on that mountain over there!"
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Fox3WheresMyBanana said
Brown job now says "Thtop, thtop, thtop - own twoopth!"
"The brown job says the target is 300 yds beyond the slate-roofed barn. Look for the bushy-topped tree"
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Well yes, I am interested in cheaper call rates, but not right now. I'm in the middle of rescuing a Nigerian Prince & his fortune!
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"That's right Mr Cameron, sir", (giggle, giggle) "This is Admiral Away Sea Boat and I'm here with all the other top neddies of the armed forces and I can confirm we don't want the carriers any more (titter). We've agreed we'd much rather you spent the money on hotels and spa days for the Royal Air Force and some nice new mud and tents for the Army chaps".
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"Yes, taxi for two back to blighty, as quick as you can. Just be careful of very heavy flak near Dusseldorf!"
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Flt Lt P Scudamore relays vital position reports back to HQ
"And we're in the last two furlongs, Patton's in the lead with Monty just a length behind while bring up the rear is the 89th Infantry Division as we turn to the final water jump "The Rhine," it's neck and neck now, but wait, coming up on the outside is Marshall Zhukov the 14/2 rank outsider, it's going to be a photo at the line in this final event of the year, who will be the first in this the final running of the 1945 Berlin handicap race"
"And we're in the last two furlongs, Patton's in the lead with Monty just a length behind while bring up the rear is the 89th Infantry Division as we turn to the final water jump "The Rhine," it's neck and neck now, but wait, coming up on the outside is Marshall Zhukov the 14/2 rank outsider, it's going to be a photo at the line in this final event of the year, who will be the first in this the final running of the 1945 Berlin handicap race"
"Yessir....I recall saying I wanted to be where the Action was....but I was thinking more like Picadilly or Leicester Square actually!"
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Hello there, is that the Duck Inn? I have a reservation for two at 9pm, I'm afraid I'm not going to make it, something's come up....well come down actually, can I reschedule the end of the week?....yeeesss still the lamb cutlets for me, cheerio.