Caption competition

[NutLoose]

Sir...Sir,... Next time can we try it with real pints?

Or

This'll be good, rumour has it the Falcons are refusing to open their chutes in protest at the loss of their parachute pay.

[ShyTorque]

Its not the comp, we are awating Runawaygun, but one is amused....

One knows that, but one has to amuse one's self while waiting ....

[ShyTorque]

So, have we begun or not? .. We have? OK:
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"Nope, I can't see the Blue Angels either....."

[TheWizard]

Ladies and Gents,

Runaway Gun has had a few personal issues to deal with and has asked me to be 'stunt judge' in his absence and apologises for the delay.

Here is what was supposed to be posted.

[Buster Hyman]

"...Yeah, and this plane was crash landing on the dirt runway, and all these African dudes were running away like crazy...sheesh, I reckon it was photo shopped coz, you know...as if eh?..."

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

The Engineers "just-in-time" philosophy didn't go down well with the aircrew.

[Buster Hyman]

Following on from the discovery of the stealth Blackhawk, the Royal Engineers were in for a shock when the stealth Globemaster turned up!

[Hempy]

"'Evacuate the runway!' he says...phht who does that Raffy poofter think he is delivering orders....RIGHT, IN YOUR OWN TIME LADS.."

[Rather be Gardening]

"Errr Skipper, you did tell the grunts you were joking when you said this thing had a VTOL switch, didn't you?"

[Tashengurt]

"A little early on the roundout Hoskins. About a week early actually."

[Tashengurt]

And for Toptobottoms pic:

"Prince charming..."

[green granite]

[SteveCox]

Having seen the size of the plane for the first time the Afghani Top Gear Crew weren't so sure the 'land the plane on the truck' stunt was going to work quite as well as it had for Clarkson and the boys back in the UK.

[ACW599]

"Something tells me they need to get the localiser checked"

or:

"I told you not to rely on that bloody TomTom".

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

The Boeing management had a novel way of 'incentivizing' the test pilots during the STOL trials.

[NutLoose]

"Ok, Loadmaster to toilet dump valve .... steady.. steady, left a little... steady.. steady.. final run in... loadmaster ready, dump valve armed.... steady, steady"....

[vulcanised]

Not another bloody pedestrian crossing!

[diginagain]

Coo, look! Thunderbird 2.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Er, Sarge...you wanna check that work order location again?

[SASless]

Pilot to Loadmaster...."Loady to the cockpit immediately!"

Coey to Pilot...."Why you calling the Loady up here?"

Pilot to Coey..."I've flown with Pilgrim for years and I know he has never seen a bad ass crash before!"