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Old 19th Dec 2010, 08:43
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Can we have 2 dozen lobsters and 6 crabs for the Mess please?
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Old 19th Dec 2010, 09:50
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I’m not sure this is quite what they meant when they said “let’s give it a boat hull like the SeaKing”.
 
Old 19th Dec 2010, 10:33
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The Coastguard were pleased with their new novelty weather vane
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Old 19th Dec 2010, 11:37
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"We're still not on the step, Captain. I'll ask them to pull us up a bit more".
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Old 19th Dec 2010, 11:38
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The Queen Elizabeth receives her organic air wing.
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Old 19th Dec 2010, 12:12
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US Navy excahange visit to RN's newest carrier gets off to a bad start.
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Old 19th Dec 2010, 12:17
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"I'm just pointing out that if you had your sails up, this would go so much better."
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Old 19th Dec 2010, 13:07
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"So much for Lt Dougal's proof of 'small ship far away equals large ship up close' theory."
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Old 19th Dec 2010, 13:10
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Helo to Coastguard Captain:

"...I'm terribly sorry captain but the submarine's hiding under your vessel and we ARE dropping the torpedo"
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Old 19th Dec 2010, 16:28
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Helicopter:

"Ooh, stoppit, you're tickling!"
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Old 19th Dec 2010, 19:13
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So that's right at Porthleven and straight on past Goonhusband.
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Old 19th Dec 2010, 19:35
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So the hull was built by BAe, and the Crows Nest by Sikorski?
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Old 19th Dec 2010, 20:03
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Boat Skipper: "Yeah, well perhaps it is a small boat, but I'm not the one getting shot at!"
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Old 19th Dec 2010, 22:25
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When we sayed it was slightly smaller than a Nimitz class carrier we wasn't kIdding , but am sure the Royal navy will get good use out the Qe carrier
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Old 19th Dec 2010, 22:58
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"I don't know what's wrong but she just won't go any lower."
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Old 20th Dec 2010, 09:07
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Keep losing your dog in the woods?
Can't remember where you parked the car?
Can't find your boat after a long dive?

New "Helium Helis" is the answer!! Simply inflate and attach using the string provided - can be seen from miles away!!

Buy while stocks last!
PS Great for kid's parties too!!

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Old 20th Dec 2010, 10:11
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"I told you not to paint 'P*ss off Biggles!' on the deck house!"
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Old 20th Dec 2010, 10:45
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Eco-friendly electric helicopter project is set to go ahead after a solution is found to the lack of charging points in the North Sea.
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Old 20th Dec 2010, 11:00
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Fleet review 2020.
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Old 20th Dec 2010, 12:45
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Austerity measures force amalgamation of SAR & Coastguard into single unit
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