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Old 13th Jun 2011, 05:43
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"I just knew that fitting that disabled access wheelchair ramp was going to cause trouble for us!"
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Old 13th Jun 2011, 06:15
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One is a machine which has a nasty habit of reappearing and making life a misery,






and the other's a Dalek.

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Old 13th Jun 2011, 06:45
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Dalek caught spying on technology to get it up the stairs !
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Old 13th Jun 2011, 09:50
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The Daleks were heartless maniacs who believed they were destined to rule the Universe. The Brigadier realised they were bound to turn up to the Final Harrier Bash.
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Old 14th Jun 2011, 10:34
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"OK guys standown, it's only an Ex-Terminator"

or
To the tune of A Scottish Soldier,
I am a Dalek
My name is Alec
I come from outer space
To kill the human Race
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Old 14th Jun 2011, 11:10
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One of those embarrasing moments due to poor 1970s electronic voices where a lone Dalek misheard the words "You Will Be Exterminated" as "Yeovil Be Exterminated".....
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Old 15th Jun 2011, 12:20
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Bluddy Yanks! Got the Harriers for a song & tried to pinch our Block 1 Dalek too!
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Old 15th Jun 2011, 12:42
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Exterminate..........Exterminate.........Exterminate........ ......What do you mean the government's already done it.
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Old 15th Jun 2011, 19:48
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"Come out of there Mr Ward. Whilst your motives might be admirable, your methods are getting pretty desperate. Now give it up and take that stupid costume off."
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Old 15th Jun 2011, 20:29
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"Come out of there Mr Ward. Whilst your motives might be admirable, your methods are getting pretty desperate. Now give it up and take that stupid costume off."

Coffee, meet keyboard
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Old 17th Jun 2011, 11:12
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"It's no good, it has been agreed, you are to be sold to the Americans as part of the package deal"

or

In Dalek Speak..... "Geeet Baaack..Geet Baaack.... US Marine Corp Harrier coming throouugh"

or

SAC hoskins despite his protestations was inserted into the new armoured RAF Mk1D peddle powered towing tug with self defence capability.
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Old 17th Jun 2011, 12:02
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Dalek: "Don't ask, don't tell be damned! I don't care if its wrong...we love each other & nothing you can do will stop that!"
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Old 19th Jun 2011, 20:43
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Well it's scores on the doors time, and there's been quite a few that had me laughing, many thanks to all for their contributions.

In 3rd place, Runaway Gun with:

"I just knew that fitting that disabled access wheelchair ramp was going to cause trouble for us!"
In 2nd place, Rather Be Gardening with:

"Says she's Ed Milliband's mummy, Sarge, and he's not the Messiah........"
That one had me completing the sentence with "He's a very naughty boy!" in my mind, made I laugh a lot.

A little bit more laughter provoked by this week's winner, TheWizard, with the very witty:

"Come out of there Mr Ward. Whilst your motives might be admirable, your methods are getting pretty desperate. Now give it up and take that stupid costume off."
Baton of honour duly passed.
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Old 19th Jun 2011, 21:41
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Well done everyone, personally I thought Buster had got it with the last entry.......... But don't tell him that or I will never live it down.
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Old 20th Jun 2011, 02:12
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What did Nutloose just say??? Someone put a quote around that!

(Don't let him see me blush!)
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Old 20th Jun 2011, 13:10
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Ooooh. thank you Roadster. A first for me. I must add it to my CV!!

Due to no pic access from the works PC, I will have to wait until I get home tonight to post something suitable. Please hang in there until then!
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Old 20th Jun 2011, 13:19
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Quote Buster Hyman
Bluddy Yanks! Got the Harriers for a song & tried to pinch our Block 1 Dalek too!
Quote Buster Hyman
What did Nutloose just say??? Someone put a quote around that!
Quote NutLoose
Well done everyone, personally I thought Buster had got it with the last entry.......... But don't tell him that or I will never live it down.
One aims to please, Sir
Be lucky
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Old 20th Jun 2011, 17:51
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OK, do your worst.
(IF it has been on recently let me know and I'll change it)

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Old 20th Jun 2011, 18:05
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"The first two minutes are ok if you have good teeth, tovarish. After that you start praying for an erection!"
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Old 20th Jun 2011, 19:00
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"How about trying this for Pravda, Comrade Putin!"
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