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Old 5th Jun 2011, 06:38
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 07:44
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"Air Traffic Controllers' strike causes FlightSim chaos"
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 08:17
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"Open the outer doors, firing point procedures. Now if that bastard so much as twitches, I'm going to blow him straight to Mars"
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 09:02
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The US Secret Service pulled out all the stops when they learnt that President Obama was a real fan of West Ham FC.

(I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles For those who don't follow football!)
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 09:48
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Now where did I put the rubber duckie?

or

The latest job cut rumours had everyone working themselves into a lather
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 10:00
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With Cheapskate Airlines fleet suffering from fatigue, they tried to resolve the issue with a Radox bath.
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 12:16
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Yet another ash cloud ban gets O'Leary foaming at the mouth.
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 14:04
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In trials of the ACME multilevel hangar system the first layer was hardening off nicely under the lights.
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 14:20
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OK....Right! Who lit the Fag?



or........


Shamus Murphy, owner of Eire Air, whose insistence of centralizing the Hangar Door and the Building Fire Supression System controls, appeared to have overlooked the inherent risks of employing kinfolk.
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 14:26
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Air Ice Cream went tech before leaving the hangar.
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 15:35
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TCAS alert - UP PERISCOPE!!
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 15:40
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That's what happens when you fire-up the strobes indoors.
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 15:47
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Do you think when the boss said organise a foam party in the hangar he meant to take the aircraft out first?
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 17:56
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"Hoskins, humming the Jaws theme tune is not helping !"
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Old 5th Jun 2011, 23:28
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Aircraft prep'd for travel...check.
Aircraft stowed in shipping container...check.
Foam packed around Aircraft...check.
Now, where's that Bluddy Antonov???
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Old 6th Jun 2011, 07:18
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Wash & Go for planes never really took off.
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Old 6th Jun 2011, 07:41
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The real reason for not carrying more than 100ml of shampoo in your hand luggage soon became apparent.
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Old 6th Jun 2011, 20:32
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Its the not so dirty end of the charter market.
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Old 6th Jun 2011, 21:17
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Oh...I thought you said Suggs was in the hangar!

(Baggy trousers, dirty shirt...)
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Old 7th Jun 2011, 09:20
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"'ear guvnor, that jet just in from Affens is full of bubbles!"
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