Caption competition

[Onan the Clumsy]

continuing the theme from the last pic, the bloke in the back is saying "You might be the Prime Minister but I got all four fingers in there".

meanwhile, Colin Powel is saying "How come I can smell a trawler fleet?"


Now realy, what are the chances of ALL those bottles of water having their labels turned so the logo appears square on?

[Rakshasa]

There was just one arse in the last picture.

And much prettier to look at it was too.


Blair: What's that awful smell?

Bush: Colin's been at the Beans.

Blair: Oh, Thank God! For a second, I thought Chirac had entered the room.

[Boogeyboard]

Blair: "That was a good first effort with the water George...now...if you just turn the glass the other way up while I get a cloth."

[mystic_meg]

..."hey Geoff, if you push the knob in front of you, it takes it's thumb out of it's mouth"...

[An Teallach]

GWB: "It'll take more than some Perrier to wash out the taste after what you've just been kissing."

[right chopper]

lick the salt, down the tequila, then suck the lemon.

[VitaminGee]

At the XXVth Inter Government Gymnastic Championships Blair said to Bush: " A bit of a gamble putting Condoleeeeeza on the asymmetric bars wasn't it?" to which Bush replied: "You can talk, what about Blunkett on the vault?".

My early vote goes to An Teallach - priceless!!

VG

[2port]

TB: Did you see that Kathy West on Pprune

GWB: Sure did - magnificent.

2P

[Conan the Librarian]

"At the press conference, Tony and George placed their thumbs in their mouths, to prove conclusively that politicians can talk through their backsides"

Conan

[ACW599]

GWB: "Hey, Tone, some guy on that PPrune web site says your epitaph ought to be that you were a corrupt, serial liar who, despite quite limited ability, somehow managed to remain in office only because at the time the opposition were utterly useless. What do you think of that?"

TB: "Damn. I was hoping no-one would notice".

[Trumpet_trousers]

Colin and Geoff seemed puzzled;
despite whiling away the time listening to some of Colin's cool, hip-hop downloads, they couldn't quite fathom out why their respective bosses had a penchant for resting their ar$es on the table...

[Incipient Sinner]

Yay, first in!

TB: George, what do you do if your party rebels and your electorate doesn't trust you.

GWB: And you're asking ME ???

GWB: What's electorate mean?

TB: Voters George, voters.

[SSOT]

"If we don't answer the difficult questions, do you think they'll stop asking them?"

[Darth Nigel]

So that's where Iraq is!

--or--

"OK, double or nothing, $10 says they'll believe the WMD slide"

[Brian Dixon]

The two hopefuls wait eagerly to see if they've been selected for the remake of the film Dumb and Dumber.

[Speedpig]

I say George, you look more and more like Prince Charles every day!

OR......

Geoff Hoon....... "Hey Colin, I can only just get my hand up Tony's back sitting this close. What the devil are you using to control your's?"

SP

[rej]

GB - 'Tony, do you think my wearing these glasses makes me appear more intelligent?'

TB - 'Anything helps, George'

[Lafyar Cokov]

The audience looked on agog as Britain took gold and the C17 easily slid in at the Annual "What Can Fit in the Premier's Wife's Mouth"competition.

[Sunfish]

Kofi Annan: "OK, so which one of you two didn't flush the toilet in the washroom again?"

[Toxteth O'Grady]

So the miracle of medical science rumour is true then - Tony Blair does have an arsehole on his left shoulder.



TOG