Caption competition

[NutLoose]

Ok, let's see if this time we can knock the port winglet off with this pass.

[NutLoose]

"Jesus would you look at that", "Oh My God, there are workers on the runway"... "Nooo, Not that..... THAT"....... "Bloody hell! the RAF have got that Tristar serviceable."

[squeaker]

Hope these buggers will level out that bump in the taxiway!

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

OK lads, knock off for the day - that 'plane's gonna fill up the big hole just nicely.

[SteveCox]

Bloke on top of the truck..."When they asked us to hook up an under slung load I was sort of expecting a helicopter".

[ShyTorque]

Anyone remember the semaphore signal for "Closed for lunch"...... ?

[Runaway Gun]

...and the winner is TASHENGURT with:



"A little early on the roundout Hoskins. About a week early actually."

[Tashengurt]

Thanks very much RG. Personally, I think Fox3 was robbed but never one to look a gift horse etc etc...

Here you go;

[Neptunus Rex]

"You should't have upset the SWO, lad!"

[toptobottom]

I said, 'go for the white circle or the red circle. The yellow circle is NOT a target'.

[toptobottom]

That's better lad! That bar stool idea was never going to work...

[Wander00]

William who?

[Buster Hyman]

If I aim for the targets privates, I'll hit the Private in the head. If I aim for the Privates privates ...same result!

****

Now, check out the recoil when I drop my aim slightly...

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

North Korea trumpeted its generous treatment of deserters- they were merely reallocated to "training support" duties.

************
p.s. decent of you Tashengurt, but I feel you were a worthy winner.

[toptobottom]

The small brown circle is also not a target

[toptobottom]

Now don't forget Wun Hung Lo, when the officer's firing practice starts, you DO NOT need to stand to attention and salute them, OK?

[TomJoad]

Hope he's gone to specsavers!

[NutLoose]

Kim Longwong, breathes a sigh of relief at the 50 yard marker on the driving range as Buster takes to the tee, safe in the knowledge that the ball will miss the mark by miles.....

[NutLoose]

Mr So P Sud of the peoples liberation laundry service, takes to the floor when he realises that todays firing practice is aimed in the direction of his store.

or

Comrades, today we punish kim Sung for wearing white socks in uniform, at the end of this exercise one expects to see him in the regulation brown socks.....

[Buster Hyman]

Lower your aim by two feet, and we'll see if we can't get a Nutloose....