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Old 6th Dec 2011, 11:35
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Once they realised their Mimes were outclassed, France capitulated.
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 12:58
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Hans, we're out of toilet paper again!
Has anyone seen the cat?
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 05:31
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OK Judging time!!!



In third place :-
Rather be Gardening

An early prototype of the archetypal Bond villain complete with cat, german accent, eccentric clothing and various weapons.

In second Place:-
squeaker

Mysterious German Army uniform thefts continue!
Cat burglar suspected...

And first place goes to

Nutloose
When asked what he would like for his birthday celebrations, Hauptmann Shultz was concerned that his request for a little pussy in a minidress and knee high leather boots had somehow been lost in the interpretation.

Over to you!!
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 10:13
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Nice one, Nutloose!
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 12:08
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Thank you and Wow.... Ok lets get the ball rolling, results a week today unless it dies a death..


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Old 7th Dec 2011, 12:14
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No IED's here however, I think I see an IUD...

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Those Nazi's had no idea about skirts & pussies...
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 12:46
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Private Tweety thinks he saw a Puddy!
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 12:51
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How does one calculate the lift capability of those wings?
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 13:06
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Yup, the collar and cuffs match
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Old 7th Dec 2011, 19:25
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Come dancing?
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 07:59
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Circuit breaker has popped chief, I'll just reset it a moment
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 08:18
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Hauptmann Fritz was very happy to be back from the Eastern Front with both the pussy and the mini-dress intact.
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 08:28
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Right! I think I know where that flapping noise is coming from - slow her down to 5 RPM and let's try again...
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 08:50
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What a funny place to keep a hampster!!
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 10:18
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"Definitely not a ladyboy, Sir. You're cleared to continue".
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 10:29
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 10:54
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The unexpected deployment of the brake 'chute revealed stealth technology that Igor and Sergei had been previously unaware of.
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 18:06
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You're right chief, she's talking out of her arse.

Always imagined crab@ was a fella!
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Old 8th Dec 2011, 18:37
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She cannee take it captain, she's going tee blow......
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"Cover me, I'm going in."
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