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Old 13th May 2023, 03:16
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No Mr. Bond! I expected you to Floss!
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Old 13th May 2023, 05:14
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I believe you are a spy from the British Dental Association...
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Old 13th May 2023, 06:31
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In a dramatic role reversal, the President gets the Dentist in the chair for a photo op...
However no one expected Mr Putin to comment on the short dark curly hairs in the medical mans teeth...( Or blond curly hair on his top lip)
The nurse blushes and turns away embarrassed.
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Old 13th May 2023, 06:34
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In the Moscow Dental School, Putin arranged for sufficient bodyless heads to be supplied...
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Old 13th May 2023, 06:37
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KGB Operatives go back to old school when seeking information from captured spies..
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Old 13th May 2023, 09:06
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I'll call this one later today.
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Old 13th May 2023, 09:33
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Anesthetics? No them Western sanctions are really starting to bite...
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Old 13th May 2023, 09:36
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No you seem to have it allwrong, the tooth fairy doesn't leave you £2 you pay me the practice £100
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Old 13th May 2023, 09:38
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...and finally, centre back for Moscow FC regretted stopping the free kick with his face....however after surgery was granted " Hero of the Soviet Republic " status.
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Old 13th May 2023, 14:51
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Thanks all, loads of high quality very funny captions as always.

Runner's up mention for Nutty and Wensleydale for these:
Originally Posted by Wensleydale
When Putin promised more bridgework near the Kerch Strait...
Originally Posted by NutLoose
Would you like gas to knock you out? we have plenty now..
And again for Wensleydale who is our winner. Your appointment and mulit leg air travel arrangements to Moscow are all in place for the first fitting of the winner's crown. Please collect the CST when transiting Tehran.
Originally Posted by Wensleydale
"Pass me the Novichok".

"Don't you mean the Novocaine?"

"I know what I mean".
Congratulations Wensleydale, over to you.
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Old 13th May 2023, 15:14
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Thanks Confusious:

Lets Try........


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Old 13th May 2023, 15:31
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Oops, looks like someone dropped a bollock!
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Old 13th May 2023, 16:05
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The civil War Recreation society get away from a horse and cart
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Old 13th May 2023, 16:06
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My conkers better than yours, said Fatty Arbuckle at the lunch break...
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Old 13th May 2023, 16:07
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Photoshop really needs to try better.i mean you can clearly see the join,.. said Eric
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Old 13th May 2023, 16:10
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Amazing the factory modification you can get when you order a Ford Ranger, said Hank..
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Old 13th May 2023, 17:02
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No Vasiliy! I said we need to seize some engines for our tanks, not some siege engines...
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Old 13th May 2023, 17:15
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As the season near the end and Haarland view yet more goal scoring records, he descided on more POWER is what's needed
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Old 13th May 2023, 17:16
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All went well till the designer tried to get into the multi storey car park ...
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Old 13th May 2023, 17:19
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Thought Panthers were meant to creep up incognito on their prey
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