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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 5th May 2023, 13:12
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"Incoming HIMARS? Is that like a new email Sergei?"
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Old 5th May 2023, 13:14
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"The recruiting Officer said I would go straight to Grind'r, but it won't log me in!"
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"They said it was the latest military kit, but it's nothing like the photos on the news!"
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"According to Googleski Mapski, this should be Kyiv!"
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Old 5th May 2023, 14:09
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This is amazing, I just hit the Kremlin with a drone controlled from my phone.

Wow, so did I.
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Old 5th May 2023, 14:32
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The Ukrainian esprit de corps remained high; the Russians were just phoning it in
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Old 5th May 2023, 15:05
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Soldier: "Wow! Putin has just sacked me for incompetence!"

Officer: "Me too... in fact the entire military has been sacked! He says if you need something doing properly..."

Together: "I'm the last man in The Kremlin, I sacked everybody last week. The generals were all bloody useless and not of the calibre I seek..."
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Old 5th May 2023, 15:17
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"I got called up because they can't find any Nazi's in Ukraine. Apparently, we're the only ones that'll recognise them!"
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Old 5th May 2023, 15:44
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Oh look! We're the PPRuNe caption contest this weekend!
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Old 5th May 2023, 15:55
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Soldier on left wonders why he has a red target on his helmet, soldier on right wonders if anyone in the changing rooms noticed he has red lip stick mark's on his c*ck
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Old 5th May 2023, 15:57
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The England Football Fans at World Cup 2018 send pictures back home of their tourist purchases.
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Old 5th May 2023, 16:00
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Look Sergie, at these Western Grannies just dying for strong virile Russian husband's...
You fool Ivan, that's Theresa May ..
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Old 5th May 2023, 16:01
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Nope 007ski can't find Salisbury Cathedral ...let's just knock on that door and try the handle and ask a local
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Old 5th May 2023, 16:04
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Mines bigger than yours..
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Old 5th May 2023, 16:05
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At Kiyv Madam Tussauds the tourists think this is appropriate attire
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Old 5th May 2023, 16:27
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Two of Russia’s finest look up how to say “Welcome to Moscow!” in Ukrainian.
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Old 5th May 2023, 16:35
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Soldier on left demonstrates hands free urination...
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Old 5th May 2023, 17:16
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Says our UBER is a white Mercedes and its here..
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Old 5th May 2023, 17:19
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This Airdrop is a great way to share pictures ..
Looks up..AIRDROP..panics and runs away
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Old 5th May 2023, 17:20
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Later regretted walking in the cycle lane ...
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