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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 13th May 2023, 18:22
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Heathski Robinsinski's electric Trank was powered by a pantie grab
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Nice idea. But that skinny little arm will never handle the weight of a turret.
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Old 13th May 2023, 18:33
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Stop your whinging Prigozhin ! The Russian Army has given you all the ammunition you need, said Sergi Shoigu
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Old 13th May 2023, 18:36
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WTF is that !

Well OK we may be down to having to throw rocks at the Ukrainians but at least it gives you the chance to run away......
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Old 13th May 2023, 18:38
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I am shocked, shocked to find corruption in the Russian Army procurement process is going on....
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Old 13th May 2023, 20:02
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Well, stone me!
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The Mexican army design a one man get over the wall device
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Old 13th May 2023, 23:51
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On it's way to Moscow, to hand Putin his @rse in a sling.

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Old 14th May 2023, 00:21
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Field observations are confirming the SIGINT: Russian museums have run out of tanks.
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Old 14th May 2023, 01:09
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Having beat a hasty retreat through a log cabin, members of the Daguet Division of the Légion étrangère are horrified that their white flag of surrender has been lost, supplanted by the cabin owner's brassiere.

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Old 14th May 2023, 04:28
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The Swiss accepted repurposing of timber as war materiel, the resultant trebuchet leading to removal of all restrictions.
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Old 14th May 2023, 06:11
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Well Sergei, now that we've updated our Tanks, I'd like you to meet the Montgolfier Brothers. They have another exciting new idea!
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Old 14th May 2023, 06:12
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That'll buff out...or sand out if the Trebuchet gets hit!
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Old 14th May 2023, 07:46
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At Bovingdon they adopt a novel way to add scenic glider flights to the offering
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Dammit!!! We've been framed!
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Old 14th May 2023, 07:48
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The build team from I'm a Celebrity get Ant and Dec's back of the fag packet disign for a challenge slightly wrong
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With this we can throw Kiltrash's mobile far far away from him, should keep him off Cap Comp for a few hou
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Old 14th May 2023, 08:34
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How much rock could a rock chucker chuck if a rock chucker could chuck rock...
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Fred Flintstone goes into the armaments industry...
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Gunny reckons that if we fire the trebuchet while the tank's moving we'll get even more distance.
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