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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 24th Feb 2023, 11:48
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Now can you see the bloody submarine!!!
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 11:49
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Err Captain, time to switch tanks?
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 12:04
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P and S on your boots skipper... Paul Smith Shoes?

Nah mate, it's an aide-mémoir - port and starboard...
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 12:28
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These Antipodean aircraft don't 'arf whine.

Nah, that'll be Buster down the back.
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 12:30
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Break out the didgeridoo mate, the "Sun arise, she brings in the morning"..
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 12:35
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One day mate, i going to fly over that Horizon and have a look, there must be thousands of those big orange glowing balls over it.
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 12:37
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Don't worry mate, Canberra have launched to fighters to shoot that orange balloon down.
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 12:51
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How did you know where you were?
Well, when I looked up at the stars, I could see Orion!
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 12:53
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Wow. What a sunset! Looks just like a bucket of Sunshine!
Sunset? But it's Midday....
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 13:46
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That Orange Crop sensor does make things look pretty!
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 16:40
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As the new female co-pilot said:
"Just popping down the back to have a siggy".
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 16:43
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I think the nuclear depth charge has detonated prematurely!
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 16:52
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Geez, it's like swimming through a bucket of Trumps fake tan.
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 19:37
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While hunting Russian subs the Pilot was surprised just how quick the Sun rose in these Latitudes...
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 19:43
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While doing a lovely Sunset spray paint on canvas print for the tourists from the cruise ship in Miami, the artist was pissed off when he used the wrong blank... where's the 'effin Moon he swore...
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 19:45
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The USN P3 crew watching for Russian Navel units in the Black sea were surprised how Putin upped the ante on the first anniversary...
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 21:23
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MAD meets MAD.
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 21:24
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After landing at Tinnian the Pilot asked the scientists to explain why, after assurances, it HAD affected his B-29 ..
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 21:27
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Right that's got rid of Croydon Luton once and for all
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Old 24th Feb 2023, 21:33
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Nutty sends this to his amateur photography group as a stunning example of Birds over Flamborough Head at Sunset..
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