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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 21st May 2023, 08:58
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Just act normal Sergei. The Americanskt Spy Satellites will think this is ' business as usual '
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Old 21st May 2023, 09:22
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As the Emergency Exit windows are only 2 m above ground, President Putin arranged for special transport for the Generals on their ' Jolly Boys Outing '
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Old 21st May 2023, 09:24
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Well it is token ' Green ' transport. To keep Greta happy
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Old 21st May 2023, 09:25
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Asylum Seeker flight to Rwanda, Soviet style...
Gives Ms Braverman ideas how to deflect from her own transport issues
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Old 21st May 2023, 09:30
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The usual suspects of the PPRuNe cap comp get ready for their Jolly Boys Outing to Kyiv. However is is noticed Kiltrash is not with them. He is the winch person on the quick release latch.
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Old 21st May 2023, 10:02
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Thomas cook’s first coach excursion to Russia did not look to promising
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Old 21st May 2023, 10:32
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Now to get those dang passengers upstairs. Draw your pistols and shoot anyone who hesitates!
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Old 21st May 2023, 11:39
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BRILLIANT STALIN RAID ON BERLIN ENDS IN STRATEGIC FAILURE
Hitler Didn't Miss the Bus
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Old 21st May 2023, 19:59
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All superb entries as usual, but with collective in his armpit, rotor torque at 110%, and wildly stirring the cyclic, Ascend Charlie leaves the station and wins this round with: "Russian electrical engineers about to shed the non-essential bus." Make sure your transfer ticket is punched and all breakers are reset, Sir!

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Old 22nd May 2023, 00:22
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Thanks Cavuman, lets see how you go with this one:
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Old 22nd May 2023, 00:29
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Putin-'I don't know what happened - it only started as a small wart on my arse'!
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Old 22nd May 2023, 00:37
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You know when you get water in your ears after a swim…
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Old 22nd May 2023, 00:37
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“Get to the chopp….Never mind, I’ll just walk…”
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Old 22nd May 2023, 01:05
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It all started with low-level chemtrail dispersal.

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Old 22nd May 2023, 01:32
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the small rotor Huey was great for tight LZ's.
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Old 22nd May 2023, 01:35
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Say Bruce. Are those a couple of French fighters over there, or just a Mirage?
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Old 22nd May 2023, 06:17
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I'm a Celebrity struggle to dislodge particularly scared contestants from parachuting into the jungle
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Old 22nd May 2023, 06:18
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Don't touch that bu...
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Old 22nd May 2023, 06:20
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Little Nellie proves to more maneuverable than the baddies
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Old 22nd May 2023, 07:50
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I dropped my silver lighter!!!
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