Caption Competition Mk III

[Wensleydale]

"....and I control all the gas supplies".

[Woodsy2417]

Remind me to show you the view from the balcony when I have finished with you.

[jolihokistix]

"Putin? Your whole face has changed!"
Pink Panther Strikes Again - Dentist Nitrous Oxide scene - Bing video

[Buster Hyman]

Originally Posted by treadigraph

Originally Posted by albatross View Post
“Is it safe?”

Originally Posted by treadigraph View Post
Is it safe?

Oi!

Is it still safe?

[Kiltrash]

Now that I have you nice and comfortable I will give you a rendition of my latest Eurovision entry,
" We'll be comming, We'll be comming, We'll be comming down the road...When you hear the noise of the Red Army boys,,,, We'll be comming down YOUR road...

I won't add a Utube link as this does not need any explanation..

[Kiltrash]

What a lovely smile you have Sergei, we can soon fix that.

[Kiltrash]

But Doctor, I thought the Enema probe went somewhere else...

[Buster Hyman]

"What you British Agents fail to realise is, ...we have ways of identifying you..."

[Kiltrash]

Look what I found on my Swiss Army knife... did not know about this one

[Chu Chu]

What seems to be the problem?

They say my teeth are sideways, Doc.

Don't worry. I'll soon have them on edge.

[Kiltrash]

Patient thinks... well you've got a steady job can't be replaced with a AI ...
Dentist replies... yes but I can also read minds nothing could possibly go wrong...go wrong...go wrong..

[Chu Chu]

Cool! Cat Stevens on the Muzak.

But isn’t it supposed to say moonshadow?

[sealo0]

Putin: Wagner you say, I’m going to enjoy this!

[NutLoose]

Teeth, who mentioned teeth? I am going to insert this up your nose and perform a frontal lobotomy on you, then you can join my glorious legion of followers.

[NutLoose]

Remember the saying, beware of the boogie man? well I intend to drill from up your nose through your boogies and into your brain... I am that boogie man.... muuuhhahahahahahahahaaaaaa

[Kiltrash]

What was your career path to becoming a dentist?...
Well I initially trained as a Midwife but fainted at the sight of blood...
cr Doc Martin

[Kiltrash]

Well when the President's team asked, who are we to refuse a photo op for him....now can you please sign this disclaimer??

[Kiltrash]

Now, unfortunately, due to patients dying in my chair can you authorise payment before we start??

[Kiltrash]

Yes Mr Treadigaph, I can take your mind off what you are missing on your computer..

[treadigraph]

No longer am I Mr Putin, now I am Mr Pullout...