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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 11th May 2023, 09:00
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I call this a "special dental operation", and it won't take very long ... I hope.
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Old 11th May 2023, 09:13
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I don't know who knitted your jumper, but they are sh*t at knitting a straight row.
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Old 11th May 2023, 09:14
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Say ahhhhhhhh....

Ahhhhhhssshoooole
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Old 11th May 2023, 09:15
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Oh, so you are Ukranian by birth! ...... well, this won't hurt a bit!
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Old 11th May 2023, 09:37
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Yes of course I'm a fully fledged Dentist, who were you expecting? the President ha ha
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Old 11th May 2023, 09:38
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Well this is the NHS you know, however for a small Personal Donation to my Swiss account I can give you Pentothal...
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Old 11th May 2023, 09:40
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Yes 007ski this is to prepare you for the CIA and FBI should you be caught..
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Old 11th May 2023, 09:42
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There remember not to crunch the third molar on the left, Or it's a short painfully excruciating death for you.. or was it forth on the right. Maths was never my strong point..
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Old 11th May 2023, 09:43
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Come on Oleg, you know the drill.
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Old 11th May 2023, 09:56
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OK Nurse, thats the Gold fillings removed ......open the window will you!
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Old 11th May 2023, 10:10
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The Russian Army has a molar problem - and nobody realises I have dyslexia...
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Old 11th May 2023, 10:27
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A quick rinse with polonium and we're all done...
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Old 11th May 2023, 10:29
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Would you like gas to knock you out? we have plenty now..
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Old 11th May 2023, 10:33
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Kryton has a new Groinal Attachment to show you
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Old 11th May 2023, 10:35
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Patient wonders has he really gone to Specsavers?
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Old 11th May 2023, 10:37
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Well yes this my first extraction since I qualified on a real living person....how did you know??
By all the stiffs in the recovery area..
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Old 11th May 2023, 10:46
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Dental Nurse ... "Oh, he's such a funny President!"
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Old 11th May 2023, 10:52
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Putin: "So, this is the anal probe, it's only small, OK? Won't hurt a bit."
Nurse: "He's such a joker, the anal probe is about a foot long, with spikes!"
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Old 11th May 2023, 11:01
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"So when were you in charge of the spearhead to Kiev?"
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Old 11th May 2023, 11:56
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Yes, I will be performing oral on you today..
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