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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 2nd Apr 2022, 06:38
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The LSO mixed up her flags and what should have been the " Clear to land " flag she used " I know you have been knocking off my sister, when you land your in real trouble " flag ...
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Old 2nd Apr 2022, 07:22
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LA Centre 801 ...Speed Check...
801 LA Centre ...I show you at 550 knots..no wait 2000 knots ...Across the ground
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Old 2nd Apr 2022, 07:24
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As news of the World Cup Group stage draw comes through, Jock McTavish, on secondment to Red Air, can barely contain his excitement
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Old 2nd Apr 2022, 09:32
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"Navski, do clouds normally contain tractors?...Navski?........."
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Old 2nd Apr 2022, 14:53
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Hoskinski's plan to flame-polish the canopy might have worked, but for one small detail.
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Old 3rd Apr 2022, 02:17
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That streak on the window is obscuring that morning star , I might call it a “Star streak “
What do you think Igor ? Igor ?
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April fools Yuri , there is not a star streak at your six
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Old 3rd Apr 2022, 06:12
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This happens every time PO Eje is teamed with Captain Hoskinski, you know the one with the pronounced stammer...
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Old 3rd Apr 2022, 07:41
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Look, if you don't stop saying " Are we nearly there yet " in that stupid high pitched child like voice. ...
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Old 3rd Apr 2022, 09:24
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OK, Kiev is straight ahead, 100KM. I'm just going to get off here and walk back.


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Old 3rd Apr 2022, 20:05
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Yes that's it, I have a 5G signal....at last..
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Old 4th Apr 2022, 00:40
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Did you just fart?
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Old 4th Apr 2022, 00:44
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Don’t worry, flares are all the fashion.
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Old 4th Apr 2022, 02:00
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A lit fart is usually blue, so this photo shows an excess of cabbage in the diet.
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Old 4th Apr 2022, 06:07
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Adenoids voice

You know Yuri, personally I find train spoting at Moscow station platform 5 to be a excellent position to record the numbers of the Great Patriotic A4's, the latest design of the Antonov design company. But I especially like the smoke grey paint job. Have you seen the overnight train on the Trans Siberian express? Only 4 days to Murmansk. That really stirs the heart and soul of my fellow comrades. Oh and the luxury train to the Black Sea Datchas that our leaders ........aaarrrggghhh
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Old 4th Apr 2022, 07:57
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I shall be judging this evening UK time.
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Old 4th Apr 2022, 08:04
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Donít worry, flares are all the fashion.
So are Blazers and a Smoking Jacket.....
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Incoming IR missile, we're out of decoys. You're up Nav.
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Nav to Pilot, why are you descending? ohhhh errr.......
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Old 4th Apr 2022, 13:29
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So beloved instructor, what do you think of my approach this time?
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