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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 15th May 2023, 05:09
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Broadsword calling Danny Boy! Broadsword calling Danny Boy….
Go ahead Broadsword
See, the new antenna works fine!
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Old 15th May 2023, 05:37
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Initial fears about how Ukrainian peasants could possibley be intelligent enough to use modern Main Battle tanks proved unfounded with one simple modification...
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Old 15th May 2023, 05:40
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How do you reload?
Reload, ??it's a one shot wonder. When you fire it flips onto its roof
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Old 15th May 2023, 05:46
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While Ireland dither about signing a bi lateral defence agreement, BAE present a cost effective Tank, if the Conker harvest is as good as expected...
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Old 15th May 2023, 06:46
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Do you really think we need a roll cage though?
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Old 15th May 2023, 12:47
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Listers latest entry in the new season of Robot Wars
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Old 15th May 2023, 12:48
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...and then we cut the string on the initial Ejection Seat trainer .
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Old 15th May 2023, 12:49
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Armored Chain Home Lo needs a little bit more work Mr Wallis
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Old 15th May 2023, 12:52
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Late May Bank Holiday at Duxford, unfortunately was double booked by the Normandy assault and Civil War reenactment societies
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Old 15th May 2023, 12:56
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Wile-E Coyotes latest delivery from ACME INC
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Old 15th May 2023, 13:35
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When the sanctions begin to hurt.
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Old 15th May 2023, 13:49
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Having had his Beach Angling long distance record taken from him, Keith Archer descided to up his effort..
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Old 15th May 2023, 13:52
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At Cardington the Airship Tether was retired after the unfortunate incident with AirLander.
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Old 15th May 2023, 13:55
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This crane is soo strong, it can even pick up its own back end.
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Old 15th May 2023, 14:15
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Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu, having inspected the tank production line, never spotted the crafty bodge by the remaining factory workers, and told Putin he was confident that orders would be fully met by Putin's latest deadline.
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Old 15th May 2023, 19:52
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Rishi says we can't give you any planes, but you can ping off the missiles with this.


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Old 15th May 2023, 21:07
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The President was shocked at the state of the UK's armed forces, said he would see what help his farmers could provide...
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Old 15th May 2023, 21:36
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When Putin accepted a dontation of tanks from Italy, he was seething to see that they were all pre-installed white flags.
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Old 15th May 2023, 22:22
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" and it can fire two Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch per minute"
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Old 15th May 2023, 22:31
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It's assessed as improbable that the Russians will deploy their single known Goliath. But if they do, Ukraine's ready.
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