Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Well I never, expected to see scantily clad females on your ceiling Mr Dentist..

[Buster Hyman]

No Mr. Bond! I expected you to Floss!

[treadigraph]

I believe you are a spy from the British Dental Association...

[Kiltrash]

In a dramatic role reversal, the President gets the Dentist in the chair for a photo op...
However no one expected Mr Putin to comment on the short dark curly hairs in the medical mans teeth...( Or blond curly hair on his top lip)
The nurse blushes and turns away embarrassed.

[Kiltrash]

In the Moscow Dental School, Putin arranged for sufficient bodyless heads to be supplied...

[Kiltrash]

KGB Operatives go back to old school when seeking information from captured spies..

[Confusious]

I'll call this one later today.

[Kiltrash]

Anesthetics? No them Western sanctions are really starting to bite...
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[Kiltrash]

No you seem to have it allwrong, the tooth fairy doesn't leave you £2 you pay me the practice £100

[Kiltrash]

...and finally, centre back for Moscow FC regretted stopping the free kick with his face....however after surgery was granted " Hero of the Soviet Republic " status.

[Confusious]

Thanks all, loads of high quality very funny captions as always.

Runner's up mention for Nutty and Wensleydale for these:

Originally Posted by Wensleydale

When Putin promised more bridgework near the Kerch Strait...

Originally Posted by NutLoose

Would you like gas to knock you out? we have plenty now..

And again for Wensleydale who is our winner. Your appointment and mulit leg air travel arrangements to Moscow are all in place for the first fitting of the winner's crown. Please collect the CST when transiting Tehran.

Originally Posted by Wensleydale

"Pass me the Novichok".

"Don't you mean the Novocaine?"

"I know what I mean".

Congratulations Wensleydale, over to you.

[Wensleydale]

Thanks Confusious:

Lets Try........

[Confusious]

Oops, looks like someone dropped a bollock!

[Kiltrash]

The civil War Recreation society get away from a horse and cart

[Kiltrash]

My conkers better than yours, said Fatty Arbuckle at the lunch break...

[Kiltrash]

Photoshop really needs to try better.i mean you can clearly see the join,.. said Eric

[Kiltrash]

Amazing the factory modification you can get when you order a Ford Ranger, said Hank..

[treadigraph]

No Vasiliy! I said we need to seize some engines for our tanks, not some siege engines...

[Kiltrash]

As the season near the end and Haarland view yet more goal scoring records, he descided on more POWER is what's needed

[Kiltrash]

All went well till the designer tried to get into the multi storey car park ...