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Old 11th May 2023, 15:48
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At 5000 Rubles a tooth take them all-out Mr Tooth Fairy
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Old 11th May 2023, 15:49
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You too will be singing like a Canary.....Mr Bond
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Old 11th May 2023, 15:51
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Sorry we're all-out of Laughing Gas, it's the damm Western Sanctions....So how about a triple Vodka??
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Old 11th May 2023, 15:52
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Sometimes a man will tell his Dentist what he won't dare tell his wife....So this is the new Soviet Truth Serum ..
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Old 11th May 2023, 15:54
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The Interviewee turns the tables on the Interviewer to get the Politician to actually tell the truth.
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Old 11th May 2023, 15:56
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
The Interviewee turns the tables on the Interviewer to get the Politician to actually tell the truth.
the hole truth?
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Old 11th May 2023, 16:19
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“Is it safe?”
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Old 11th May 2023, 16:26
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He puts the "mental" in "dental"!

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Old 11th May 2023, 16:46
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“Is it safe?”
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Is it safe?
Oi!
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Old 11th May 2023, 17:09
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Shut your mouth, helluva echo in here...in here...in here
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Old 11th May 2023, 17:10
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Nurse, better get him some soup and a straw.
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Old 11th May 2023, 17:14
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Well no I have not waited long to see a dentist,.. Said Prince George..
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Old 11th May 2023, 18:30
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I am not really a dentist, I am just playing one for the TV……actually it’s just like being President.
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Old 11th May 2023, 18:31
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I thought you just dropped your enemies out the 6 th floor window ?

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Old 11th May 2023, 20:39
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Am I boring you?
Not at all Mr president.


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Old 11th May 2023, 20:42
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It's OK, I watched "Little Shop Of Horrors" last night. I can do this.

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Old 11th May 2023, 22:14
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Nurse, give him a little prick please....
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Old 11th May 2023, 22:16
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Think I'll go BUPA..
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Old 11th May 2023, 22:17
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Well no actually I'm a hairdresser, and this is a nasal hair remover.
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Old 11th May 2023, 22:31
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"....and I control all the gas supplies".
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