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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 14th May 2023, 09:42
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Right, that's it, no more Mr Nice Guy - you called my mother a hamster!
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Old 14th May 2023, 09:44
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One draw back to the power source - all the elderly woman around here are now going commando, and are keen to demonstrate they are doing their bit...
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Old 14th May 2023, 12:22
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Hoskins, take that firewood and put it where the sun don't shine.

But Sir, you said we needed a pivot for the assault tomorrow.
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Old 14th May 2023, 12:57
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We call it the pooper scouper, we drag it along the inside of Russian trenches and see what we drag out.
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Old 14th May 2023, 13:24
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The morale-boosting macho photoshoot at the front lines, with V.V. Putin riding high, all gutsily hairy and barechested, went seriously wrong.


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Old 14th May 2023, 13:29
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We're gonna conker the world with this chestnut.
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Old 14th May 2023, 13:51
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Typical crappy Russian maintenance! It's full of termites!
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Old 14th May 2023, 14:33
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....rs..
phew just made it back.
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Old 14th May 2023, 14:33
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Chercher la vache!

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Old 14th May 2023, 14:34
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At Windsor Castle (or Buck House) the anti Royalists look for a wayover the Trump inspired wall.
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Old 14th May 2023, 14:36
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Hoskins I think the Rotors for the Ariel tank still needs work...
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Old 14th May 2023, 14:38
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In these days of Health and Safety, you need to sign this disclaimer before you ride...
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Old 14th May 2023, 16:12
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I anticpation of the planning committee's latest visit Jeremy Clarkson borrows a couple of props from the Grand Tour stores.
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Old 14th May 2023, 16:25
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Yuri

I told you not to volunteer for the new experimental artillery unit .....
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Old 14th May 2023, 16:28
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When I signed up for the "airborne" regiment this is not what I had in mind !
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Old 14th May 2023, 18:09
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What's with the surprised look? I gave you fair warning that if you screwed up again your butt would be in a sling.
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Old 14th May 2023, 18:12
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"Well, Bloggs, that's certainly one way to get your team over the shark-infested custard".
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Old 14th May 2023, 18:44
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I hope the wood is seasoned, as this will be an amphibious assault .


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Old 14th May 2023, 18:46
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It doesn't have a redundant hydraulic system, but it does have 4 stretchy ropes.
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Old 14th May 2023, 18:47
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I bet you can't fire it straight up and have it land in the drivers hatch.
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