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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 11th May 2023, 23:13
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Remind me to show you the view from the balcony when I have finished with you.
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Old 12th May 2023, 01:51
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"Putin? Your whole face has changed!"
Pink Panther Strikes Again - Dentist Nitrous Oxide scene - Bing video
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Old 12th May 2023, 02:12
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
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“Is it safe?”

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Is it safe?

Oi!
Is it still safe?
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Old 12th May 2023, 07:22
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Now that I have you nice and comfortable I will give you a rendition of my latest Eurovision entry,
" We'll be comming, We'll be comming, We'll be comming down the road...When you hear the noise of the Red Army boys,,,, We'll be comming down YOUR road...

I won't add a Utube link as this does not need any explanation..

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Old 12th May 2023, 07:24
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What a lovely smile you have Sergei, we can soon fix that.
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Old 12th May 2023, 07:26
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But Doctor, I thought the Enema probe went somewhere else...
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Old 12th May 2023, 08:28
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"What you British Agents fail to realise is, ...we have ways of identifying you..."
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Old 12th May 2023, 09:00
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Look what I found on my Swiss Army knife... did not know about this one
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Old 12th May 2023, 11:03
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What seems to be the problem?

They say my teeth are sideways, Doc.

Don't worry. I'll soon have them on edge.
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Old 12th May 2023, 11:36
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Patient thinks... well you've got a steady job can't be replaced with a AI ...
Dentist replies... yes but I can also read minds nothing could possibly go wrong...go wrong...go wrong..
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Old 12th May 2023, 14:14
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Cool! Cat Stevens on the Muzak.

But isn’t it supposed to say moonshadow?
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Old 12th May 2023, 14:57
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Putin: Wagner you say, I’m going to enjoy this!
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Old 12th May 2023, 15:06
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Teeth, who mentioned teeth? I am going to insert this up your nose and perform a frontal lobotomy on you, then you can join my glorious legion of followers.
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Remember the saying, beware of the boogie man? well I intend to drill from up your nose through your boogies and into your brain... I am that boogie man.... muuuhhahahahahahahahaaaaaa
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Old 12th May 2023, 17:02
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What was your career path to becoming a dentist?...
Well I initially trained as a Midwife but fainted at the sight of blood...
cr Doc Martin
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Old 12th May 2023, 17:05
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Well when the President's team asked, who are we to refuse a photo op for him....now can you please sign this disclaimer??
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Old 12th May 2023, 17:07
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Now, unfortunately, due to patients dying in my chair can you authorise payment before we start??
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Old 12th May 2023, 17:08
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Yes Mr Treadigaph, I can take your mind off what you are missing on your computer..
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Old 12th May 2023, 17:26
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No longer am I Mr Putin, now I am Mr Pullout...
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Old 12th May 2023, 17:56
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Well I never, expected to see scantily clad females on your ceiling Mr Dentist..

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