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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 16th May 2023, 06:08
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Its judgement day: for myself, I thought that this proves that the Russians are a load of T*ssers.

...however, the winner is:

Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
When the sanctions begin to hurt.
Well done and the CST is being fired over as I write.
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Old 16th May 2023, 09:08
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Thanks Wensleydale. I'm going to be incommunicado for a few days, so if it's ok with you, let's mix it up a little and throw it open to someone who hasn't won in the last, oh, 3 months. First in etc. (Disclaimer - I will not be vetting the eligibility of the poster. Reliance on the honesty and integrity (however misplaced ) of fellow PPRuNers being the order of the day).
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Old 16th May 2023, 14:36
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
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Queue the Nutty entry….
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Old 17th May 2023, 00:00
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Can I lob this one in?



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Old 17th May 2023, 00:09
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He always flew by the book.
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Old 17th May 2023, 01:43
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Waaahhhhh, left my crayons behind.....
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Old 17th May 2023, 01:44
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Pull Back on Stick = Cows Get Smaller
Pull Further Back on Stick = Cows Get Bigger

Here Endeth the Lesson

- St. Edward
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Old 17th May 2023, 02:22
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I don't want to become one of those 'Children of the magenta line.'


Hoskins was chopped from pilot training when they found out that he could read.
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Old 17th May 2023, 04:09
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"Take a left at the second set of lights..... ok......."
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Old 17th May 2023, 05:12
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F - 16 training for Dummies
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Old 17th May 2023, 05:14
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Talk to me Goose....
Sorry wondering what all these knobs and switches do...
Mav Mutters, your the biggest knob back there
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Old 17th May 2023, 05:17
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Damm glossy books for the in flight magazine this won't hold my attention for long....
err what was I doing??
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Old 17th May 2023, 05:48
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"Let's see, stewardesses on p.3 and stewards on p.4..."
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Old 17th May 2023, 05:55
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"Now where are the job ads for Ryan Air?"
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Old 17th May 2023, 09:16
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Scott Tracy's CV reference to flying Thunderbird 1 led to an unfortunate misunderstanding when he joined the Air Force Reserve...
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Old 17th May 2023, 09:54
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Press button A to be connected, Button B to return your coins....
Are you sure we have the correct manuals??
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Old 17th May 2023, 09:59
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Having studiously studied the fly past route for the Victory Parade, Red 4 was aghast at it being cancelled due to weather..
Having suggested flying the routine at 20000 where the sky was clear and bright was met with scorn,.. and a transfer to the Ukraine front
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Old 17th May 2023, 10:01
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Cor, phew, pant, gasp ...look at the engines on that...
Pure Aviation Porn
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Old 17th May 2023, 11:19
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So 'just' the guy in the back am I ........right, find your own way I'm busy reading this.....
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Old 17th May 2023, 11:21
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USAF trial ejectable helmets, it comes complete with an operators manual in case of emergency.
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