Caption Competition Mk III
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This is your Short Order Captain speaking... Sadly we've had a flame out and there's burger all to be done about it. The salad bar is still open...
Fan oven, sheet, y'all need a turbofan grill...
OH NO! The grillemeister, in a hurry to finish cooking his steaks, selected TOGA power. He was sucked into the engine, spun 'round at 35,000 r.p.m., scorched, and ejected at high speed into his solarium, where his wife was finishing a pleasing arrangement of pussy willows and tulips in a Lalique vase.
APRIL FOOL!
Will pull the chocks on this one tomorrow at 1000Z. No Joke....
- Ed
APRIL FOOL!
Will pull the chocks on this one tomorrow at 1000Z. No Joke....
- Ed
OH NO! The grillemeister, in a hurry to finish cooking his steaks, selected TOGA power. He was sucked into the engine, spun 'round at 35,000 r.p.m., scorched, and ejected at high speed into his solarium, where his wife was finishing a pleasing arrangement of pussy willows and tulips in a Lalique vase.
Not sure just how this brilliant sure fire winning caption came into my mind 😄
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Not sure just how this brilliant sure fire winning caption came into my mind 😄
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Ooops, sorry forgot the ear defenders
Darling, are you sure you gave the invites to the paper boy to deliver round the close for our Coronation Party?
Yes Dear, but perhaps you should have given them £20 each...
No No imaging it getting out how a HM Tax Inspector bribed the Black economy for his own gain...
Yes Dear, but perhaps you should have given them £20 each...
No No imaging it getting out how a HM Tax Inspector bribed the Black economy for his own gain...
pratt & Whitney announcement
This is how we merge Lockheed and Boeing
This is how we merge Lockheed and Boeing
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Do we barbeque corncobs? Of course, we call them R4360s!
What's the ETA on the nurnberger bratwurst?
The bad news is we've got a flameout on number 1. The even worse news is that the only alternates we prepared are hamburger and frankfurter.
The bad news is we've got a flameout on number 1. The even worse news is that the only alternates we prepared are hamburger and frankfurter.
Avoid imitations
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Fuel injection?
No, twin choke Weber
No, twin choke Weber
What you get when your staff request a BBQ area, and you let your Defense Procurement section order the equipment: a $3.5 million invoice to follow.