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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 3rd Apr 2023, 14:55
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Oh! It reminds you of The Birth of Venus! I thought for a minute there you said something else...
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 18:15
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Sung to the old beach boys classic :
I wish they all could be Caledonia Girls
Two girls for every boy

Way better than Twa Dogs , ya basser
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 18:31
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… “And the winner of the knobbly knees competition is … “
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 18:32
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Just before their crewmate's back bottom becomes mincemeat, the lady and gentleman on the left of the photo look on in horror as an out-of-control flaming A380 barrels directly toward them. Musical background is the cacophony of someone strangling the agony bags.

- Ed
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 18:37
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#5 acquired a hand on her shoulder. “Oh, that’s Captain Speaking. He has long arms, and ,,, oh, cut …”
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 21:09
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To date, no engine fitted with the new deterrent has ingested a bird. At least not the feathered kind.
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 21:13
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The First Officer holds down a hard-on as he looks across at Basil, the Chief Purser, out of shot.
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 21:14
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This is one photo that the crew couldn't bypass.
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 22:02
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Or:

The good news is that bird strikes are way down.

The bad news is that industrial actions by our female staff are way up.
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Old 4th Apr 2023, 01:18
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I said I was looking for someone quick on the uptake.
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Old 4th Apr 2023, 01:42
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Gladys was always known as a bit of fanny.
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Old 4th Apr 2023, 03:17
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Start up of the 'Whisper jet' caught everyone by surprise! Especially Carol!
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Old 4th Apr 2023, 07:35
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I do hate these photo shoots in our short skirts - they are so demeaning, they always just want us to show a bit of flesh and look sexy! ....said Bert the Stewardess
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Old 4th Apr 2023, 11:52
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I wish she wouldn't stand in the intake, can you hear the blue note as the air is drawn in through her legs?
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Old 4th Apr 2023, 11:57
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Yes I know Red Bull gives you wings, but so do tampons replied Doris
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Old 4th Apr 2023, 12:37
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I love the smell of estrogen in the morning.
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Old 4th Apr 2023, 16:18
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Ok all, men women and cabbages gonna call this one in the morning....feel I didn't win fair and square ..like the Donald will 😄...
last orders please

ps I need to get back to slagging off Croydon...
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Old 4th Apr 2023, 16:42
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
I didn't win fair and square .
We all know you were just trying to be funny
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Old 4th Apr 2023, 18:49
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God, this place is worse than Croydon.
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I want to get down now..I want to get down now..I WANT TO GET DOWN NOW GUYS - GUYS!! YOU'VE TAKEN THE STEPS!!!
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