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Old 2nd May 2023, 15:22
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The UK Border Farce start to see a worrying trend for the Asylum Seekers due to a shortage of small inflatable boats...
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I donít think they will bother with this in 450 years like The Mary Rose
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Old 2nd May 2023, 15:29
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Is that how the Russians broke the pipeline
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Old 2nd May 2023, 15:34
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Russian game of jeopardy: sink or swim you choose? Aarrr sink, what next?
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After stealing the only working tank left in Russia Hoskinski thought he had better hide it somewhere safe.
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Prized new Russian sub makes its first appearance
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Old 2nd May 2023, 16:11
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Hoskinski l said Put water in it NOT it in the water
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Old 2nd May 2023, 16:24
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I don't know why it won't go in. I think it might be afraid of the water.
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Old 2nd May 2023, 16:28
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Sevastopol is a bit of a dive these days.....
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Where’s that Bailey bridge, oh no they have nicked that as well!!
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Old 2nd May 2023, 16:38
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Low flying tanks that’s a new one
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The driver blamed George Russell...
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Old 2nd May 2023, 16:40
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Hoskinski get it back there’s no battle markings!
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Old 2nd May 2023, 17:01
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You said to drop the tanker, but he refused to open the hatch.

Anchor, Hoskins, anchor.
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Old 2nd May 2023, 17:29
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Wash all the battalions tanks for being late on parade says the bloody RSM, well I’ll show him, I’ll bloody wash em alright.
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No comrade the Kerch bridge is passable..

fecking Russians… that’ll teach em.
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Old 2nd May 2023, 17:53
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Hang on Virgil, you’ve got the wrong pod, that’s not Thunderbird 4
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Old 2nd May 2023, 18:01
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Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea...
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When I said we needed to launch anything with a periscope, I didnít mean it literally.
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