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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 26th Mar 2022, 23:56
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If you say "sorry, but the runway at Gib was 60 yards longer once more.....!"
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Old 27th Mar 2022, 02:29
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"Looks like we were about (1,2,3,4....) 135 stones overweight, Cap'n!"
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Old 27th Mar 2022, 03:44
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They will investigate the skid marks to see which skid marks are the most frightening, the ones on the runway or those in the flight deck manties .
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Old 27th Mar 2022, 07:50
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What do you mean C1, there is no such speed call out….
No, I said Sea 1 as in Sea 1 SAAB 0
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Old 27th Mar 2022, 07:52
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I think the Captn’s stoned again..
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Old 27th Mar 2022, 07:53
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Son of a beach.
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Old 27th Mar 2022, 07:56
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That’s the last time I order a scotch on the rocks on LoganAir.
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Old 27th Mar 2022, 09:29
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Climate change erosion is speeding up...as the crew found out upon returning after only 1 hour
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Old 27th Mar 2022, 16:13
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Funny how the scrap merchants get to the accident site before the AAIB... ( NTSB )
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Old 27th Mar 2022, 17:15
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Wish the AAIB would hurry up, I can't stay here much longer....looking at all this water. At my age this does have a effect on me...
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Old 27th Mar 2022, 17:45
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Hoskins, when I said we were landing in Dutch Harbor, what I means was . . .
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Old 27th Mar 2022, 18:11
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"Well, at least we don't have a claim for a damaged windscreen."
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Old 27th Mar 2022, 18:56
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What can, and often does, happen when you don't stop at a STOP sign
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Old 27th Mar 2022, 20:00
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Sorry Skip, I was looking at PPRuNe, seeing who the latest recipient of the CST is...
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Old 27th Mar 2022, 20:31
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the Mach Loop bites back!
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Old 28th Mar 2022, 07:49
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Helluva Wake Turbulence behind that Seagull skip..
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Old 28th Mar 2022, 07:54
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CRM was called into question when the AAIB report cited the Captain made an inappropriate remark about the co-Pilots wife medical condition...
The CVR recorded they would settle this here and now, while on short finals.
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Old 28th Mar 2022, 08:54
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Captain, I know you're on Will Smith's side but there was no need to hit the rocks to make your point...
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Old 28th Mar 2022, 11:00
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Geeezzz, I haven't seen potholes this big since I flew into East Midlands Airport.
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Old 28th Mar 2022, 12:03
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"Did you see that goat, Skipper?"
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