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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th May 2023, 16:20
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Broadsword calling Dannyboy... Broadsword calling Dannyboy...Nope only have 1 bar ...
but I'm standing next to you...
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Old 6th May 2023, 16:23
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Picked up my son's school packpak this morning...full off Cheese dippers and Apple juice...
What will his teacher think when he gets out 6 clips of ,303 for lunch..
Better give them a call...
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Old 6th May 2023, 16:24
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Picked up my son's backpack this morning, The one shaped as a car..
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Old 6th May 2023, 16:55
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Man on the right: Oh no l’ve just had a text from my wife, she’s leaving me!

other man :Yes, l know l sent it!
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Old 7th May 2023, 07:06
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Just checked Wiki, Russian Army Insignia, appears your a Airforce Elsan cleaner and I'm a Greese Monkey..
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Old 7th May 2023, 07:10
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Appears the only way I'll get near a medal is from my son's Happy Meal box..
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Old 7th May 2023, 07:16
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What pomp what ceremony, they don't do Coronations like we do
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Old 7th May 2023, 11:01
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Ok, try these Russians.. and Thanks Buster..



The head of photography of the sequel to the All Quiet on the Western Front" was annoyed with the car parking attendants work to rule.

The sequel was called "WTF was that!!!?"
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Old 7th May 2023, 11:44
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"It's a message from Putin, says...(?) make sure to give the uniforms back after the recruitment drive photo shoot."
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Old 7th May 2023, 12:46
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WTF. I ordered you to screen the retreat!

Da! We watch V-Pipe video on Chequers.
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Old 7th May 2023, 12:55
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Just my luck... I've won the EuroMillions, two days after being called up for almost certain slaughter...
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Old 7th May 2023, 13:12
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That’s strange. I’ve just received a video taken looking down from a drone. It shows a soldier with epaulettes and a flat cap and one wearing dark brown, a helmet and carrying a rifle!

How strange, so have I! Oh shi+ ..!
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Old 7th May 2023, 13:29
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Amazing how Kindle manage to shrink " War and Peace " down to a manageable size...
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Old 7th May 2023, 14:42
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"That Camilla really is a dish, isn't she?"

"Nyet, I prefer Kate, definitely"
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Old 7th May 2023, 18:23
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Always did have a soft spot for Rosa Klebb....ah how we miss her
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Old 7th May 2023, 18:32
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Is it a good idea to go organise a re-enactors' party in Ukraine?
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Old 7th May 2023, 20:30
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Well Yuri, the text was one of those good news/bad news ones. The good news, I just got promoted, the bad news is my new Command is in Bakhmut…..
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Old 7th May 2023, 21:54
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State news tell their readers of yet another great away victory....for the Red Devils ...
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Old 8th May 2023, 00:10
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"Conscript B6 to B7, takes the castle and puts you in check mate General. I've captured your President, watch and learn!"

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Old 8th May 2023, 06:39
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Just checking that text message, it says here to assemble at the north entrance to red square 7am 8th may for parade.

but there’s only two of us, better spruce up and get marching then!
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