Caption Competition Mk III
Picked up my son's school packpak this morning...full off Cheese dippers and Apple juice...
What will his teacher think when he gets out 6 clips of ,303 for lunch..
Better give them a call...
What will his teacher think when he gets out 6 clips of ,303 for lunch..
Better give them a call...
Man on the right: Oh no l’ve just had a text from my wife, she’s leaving me!
other man :Yes, l know l sent it!
other man :Yes, l know l sent it!
"It's a message from Putin, says...(?) make sure to give the uniforms back after the recruitment drive photo shoot."
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Just my luck... I've won the EuroMillions, two days after being called up for almost certain slaughter...
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That’s strange. I’ve just received a video taken looking down from a drone. It shows a soldier with epaulettes and a flat cap and one wearing dark brown, a helmet and carrying a rifle!
How strange, so have I! Oh shi+ ..!
How strange, so have I! Oh shi+ ..!
Well Yuri, the text was one of those good news/bad news ones. The good news, I just got promoted, the bad news is my new Command is in Bakhmut…..
"Conscript B6 to B7, takes the castle and puts you in check mate General. I've captured your President, watch and learn!"
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Just checking that text message, it says here to assemble at the north entrance to red square 7am 8th may for parade.
but there’s only two of us, better spruce up and get marching then!
but there’s only two of us, better spruce up and get marching then!