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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 9th May 2023, 18:04
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Sorry all but have to get in a mention off....
It says I need to wash at 40deg c at 1200 RPM..

Before Nutty puts it up on HIS Ukraine Thread 😄


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Old 9th May 2023, 18:17
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Hey Sergie I see it nearly Pimms o,clock
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Old 10th May 2023, 04:08
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Dmitri. Do you think those Kremlin drones were aiming at your head?
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Old 10th May 2023, 13:53
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After a particularly heavy night on the Potato wine Sergei and Boris sign-up for Alcoholics Anonymous....only to find they typed in Conscriptions R us..
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Old 10th May 2023, 13:55
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Ping.. Ping
Both received a Dear Johnski text from Valentino at the same time..
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Old 10th May 2023, 13:59
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The Russian Actors Union respond to the Kremlin's request for volunteers to take part in the May Day Victory Parade.....
Steady Job guarantee of 5 years work...
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Old 10th May 2023, 14:12
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"Vassili. Show me how to do that ping again will you?"
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Old 10th May 2023, 14:24
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We're taking no chances! Eurovision is in Liverpool this year!
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Old 10th May 2023, 14:37
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Matching on Grindr just before being sent to the grinder
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Old 10th May 2023, 14:41
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If you are going to die like WW2 cannon fodder using WW2 equipment it is fitting and appropriate to be properly dressed in WW2 uniforms , nes pa ?
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Old 10th May 2023, 16:16
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Will score this evening.
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Old 10th May 2023, 17:09
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Will score this evening.
Nutty instantly regretted that post. Knowing how it had a double meaning..
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Old 10th May 2023, 17:14
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Will score this evening.
Caption or statement?🤔
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Old 10th May 2023, 17:38
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So I googledski Stormy Daniels and I got a stiff breeze in Wyoming...can't see what all the fuss was all about with Trump...
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Old 10th May 2023, 17:39
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Alexa...what a stupid name for a search engine...
Well it's a female name, so it HAS to be correct and have the last word.
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Old 10th May 2023, 17:41
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It appears my car won't pass ULEZ in London, fortunately there's absolutely no chance of a Visa...
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Old 10th May 2023, 17:44
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Kiltrash and Buster have a race to see who can shoot Nutloose down first for a inappropriate post 😄
That's enough from me. Have the Milan el Classico to watch after dinner
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Old 10th May 2023, 19:05
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In desparation Vlad lauches a false badge ('special military') operation.
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Old 11th May 2023, 00:29
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Ok the winner is Confusious with

So proud watching our great leader's speech today, showing the world that we are the leaders in artificial intelligence.

As my entry would have been G 3 damn you sunk my battleship

2nd place I have to give it to Kiltrash with

Damm you Yuri, just sunk my Battleship. Best out of three?

Third place is Chu Chu with

The Ukrainian esprit de corps remained high; the Russians were just phoning it in
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Old 11th May 2023, 09:45
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Cheers Nutty.
Let's see what this one brings.
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