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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 17th May 2023, 15:49
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Whoo, did you get his number of that speedfreek..
I think it said Darkstar..


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Old 17th May 2023, 15:50
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LA Centre...Speed Check
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Old 17th May 2023, 15:52
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So what's the Manual say about a dual engine Flameout ..
Assume the brace position and kiss your arse goodbye.
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Old 17th May 2023, 16:12
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Your'e doing that manspread thing with the wings again, aren't you?.....
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Old 17th May 2023, 17:03
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His reading capability was rated 2 stars
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Old 17th May 2023, 17:33
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Great this cruising at ( redacted ) feet at ( redacted ) Mach looking out at the curvature of the Earth on autopilot swotting up on my next Top Gun assignment knowing no Soviet missles can reach this altit.....
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Old 17th May 2023, 20:36
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Major Gant...Ahh there's the problem..

" Think in Russian. "
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Old 17th May 2023, 20:40
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Firefox, what a strange name to replace Win95
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Old 17th May 2023, 20:42
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Wait till he turns to the back page and see's the Angel heading for Heaven...
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Old 17th May 2023, 22:15
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Figures still the April edition. And I distinctly asked them to load a new magazine.
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Old 17th May 2023, 23:28
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#$%@&%# subscription renewal cards!
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Old 17th May 2023, 23:36
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Why are the pages always stuck together after Kilty's been 'reading' them?
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Old 18th May 2023, 00:44
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"Bloody Nutty has painted my visor black again!"
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Old 18th May 2023, 04:06
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Oh crap! This Months centrefold is a B52!
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Old 18th May 2023, 04:07
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Whaddya mean the Auto Pilots on the MEL?
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Old 18th May 2023, 04:13
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It's a cook book

My favorite recipe is

1 AMMRAM, 2 sidewinders, and 20 mike mike as a garnish.
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Old 18th May 2023, 06:51
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Gosh these Airfix * kits are really realistic these days!

* other kits are available
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Old 18th May 2023, 07:24
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Harry is glad the Paparazzi can't get pictures of him when he's at work.
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Old 18th May 2023, 07:26
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Sergie looking up his intakes year book realises just how few of them are left...
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Old 18th May 2023, 07:34
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Not wishing to appear incompetent the Nav inserts the AA 4miles to the inch road atlas in a suitable cover..
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