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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 27th Jun 2023, 00:44
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The latest recruit was probably going to be useless, but at least this one was silver!
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Old 27th Jun 2023, 01:02
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Get your bids in ladies and gentlemen ffolkes, last orders in five hours.
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Old 27th Jun 2023, 01:44
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Why does my new helmet have horns on it?

Your wife might be able to explain . . .
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Old 27th Jun 2023, 05:42
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Had some good laughs with those.
I was thinking along the lines of Putin having just had an iron mask lovingly run up by the best Moscovite artisans for his favorite chef.
Ram air was good, and I had a fascinating read-up on cuckolds. And just what is it with the general unavailability of decent British dentistry???

But Henry VIII finding that ‘thing’ in any way sexy just has to take the cake.
Sue, hope you’re awake to see this. The buck is yours! Well, it was always yours anyway.
Your submission made me think of:
Air Supply
Making love out of nothing at all.

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Old 27th Jun 2023, 07:59
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In the meantime, please feel free to add any more to the above.
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Old 27th Jun 2023, 11:27
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And this is our new PPE, it protects against Covid and eating birthday cake.
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Old 27th Jun 2023, 11:28
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Early female helmets were soon discarded when it was realise the Vikings could hang onto the horns and ride you like the bitch you were...
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Old 27th Jun 2023, 11:30
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As can be seen although the helmet was a success, the problem of severance at the neck was never solved.
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Old 27th Jun 2023, 11:32
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Prince Harry readies his helmet to clamp his brother in the Iron mask and usurp the throne as his not so double.
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Old 27th Jun 2023, 13:16
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Thanks - I paid attention this time! Even got up early to check

Hope this one's not been done before




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Old 27th Jun 2023, 13:47
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“Anyone got some jumper leads”
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Old 27th Jun 2023, 13:50
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“I’ll have this one fixed in a jiffy!”
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Old 27th Jun 2023, 14:12
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Thank goodness No2 not a problem!
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Old 27th Jun 2023, 14:14
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Training jumps are never much fun! ​​​​​​
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Old 27th Jun 2023, 14:15
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Sorry guys I’m going to have to go around again we missed the DZ, err sorry skip we’re a bit busy right now
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Old 27th Jun 2023, 14:16
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I can see the problem, you have some sh*t on one of the prop blades, try cranking it to see if it will throw it off.
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Old 27th Jun 2023, 14:34
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Hoskins you’re always hanging around!
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Old 27th Jun 2023, 14:43
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I knew I should have spent more time on ďengine failureĒ in the pre-jump briefing.
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Old 27th Jun 2023, 14:48
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OK Hoskins I know you’re a nervous jumper but we’ve only got 10 minutes fuel left.
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Old 27th Jun 2023, 15:12
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While members of the Aggravated Buggery Club huddle on the port wing of the Super G-18, their fearless captain tries to pull start #1 engine.

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