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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 22nd Jun 2023, 15:21
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Tiny began to wonder if she'd got the dress and 'chute the right way round.
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Old 22nd Jun 2023, 15:23
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Laughingly Tiny reported he had said to her, 'one day even men will be brave enough to jump from airplanes'.

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Old 22nd Jun 2023, 18:38
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Tiny refused to jump out of a serviceable aircraft, so a creative solution was required.
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Old 22nd Jun 2023, 22:54
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Okay, I did tell you to go out to the line and dry your bloomers. But I didn't mean the flight line.
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Old 23rd Jun 2023, 06:23
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What Pr Louis was really looking at from the flypast balcony
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Old 23rd Jun 2023, 06:38
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No one knew Tiny was Tom Cruise Great Grandma..
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Old 23rd Jun 2023, 06:40
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Later it was discovered that Tiny had got confused about her weight ...Kilo or pounds...
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Old 23rd Jun 2023, 06:41
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The true story of the invention of the Charleston comes from the flapping movement of the arms and legs while parachuting.
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Old 23rd Jun 2023, 12:15
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Ok, scores on the doors for the weekend, winner is

Fitliker with

Drop yer flaps or it’s going to be a hard landing


Equal runners up are

Buster with

Betty always hated the Swing Shift…

and 622 with

Stop moaning Doris, there is simply no room in here for you after I put my golf clubs in!


My entry would have been,

Ok Doris we are about to do our final run along the crowd line, uncross your legs and let them hear the blue note.
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Old 24th Jun 2023, 02:47
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Can we have an open House ?
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Old 24th Jun 2023, 03:05
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If that is your wish, it is your choice as the winner
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Old 24th Jun 2023, 09:32
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...ore one of the loosers? My personal preference would be 622 With a golf club twist ⛳
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Old 24th Jun 2023, 19:02
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Well someone do something,either free house or 662
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Old 24th Jun 2023, 19:48
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So be it , Free House it be .
I liked that one as well . It supports the old school type humour .
Archibald says to his wife , put your coat on I am going out . Where we going she asks . I am going down the pub with my pals , and I didn’t want you to get cold when I turn the heat off in the hoose while I am gone oot .
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Old 24th Jun 2023, 19:54
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Free house it is ....preferably to someone new!
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 03:47
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Meanwhile back at the bat cave……
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 06:13
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Ok all let's get the hilarity moving. If deemed acceptable, light hearted comments only please


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Old 25th Jun 2023, 06:51
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"Going down!"
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 07:02
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Oh it's perfectly safe... just like falling out of a sixth floor window really...
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 09:18
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Yevgeny, when I said "How about we find a low dive," this wasn't what I meant!
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