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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th May 2023, 05:57
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"Hey, check this out, I've won the Pprune caption competition this week!"
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Old 8th May 2023, 06:04
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Damm you Yuri, just sunk my Battleship. Best out of three?
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Old 8th May 2023, 06:06
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New guidelines from HQ.....
From HQ what is it??
It's a big place way behind the lines that the Generals hide bravely guide us but that's not important right now..
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Old 8th May 2023, 06:08
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New guidelines from HQ we can arrest protesters just for going about their legal and lawful lives...
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Old 8th May 2023, 06:10
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Look, I just got a Doctor's Appointment, Can I get to Kiyv by 2pm??
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Old 8th May 2023, 06:17
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"How do you get bubbles out of your screen protector?"

"Where did you find a screen protector!?"
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Old 8th May 2023, 06:47
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"According to Googleski, there is no way to break through this 123RF mesh fence, even though it looks so fragile. Let's go back to the pub."
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Old 8th May 2023, 07:45
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Look there's a headstone on offer
" I had right of way at the crossing .."
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Old 8th May 2023, 07:59
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My question was "Do you know the height of the Salisbury Cathedral Spire?"

What did you reply?

"No, but I know the way to San Jose"...

It's the front for us then...
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Old 8th May 2023, 08:50
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The Cap Comp personal delivery service checks it's details for the next recipient...A Mr T Graph in Croydon....better get more protection then.
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Old 8th May 2023, 09:41
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"Tovarisch Hoskinnskyi, how do you wind these things up?"
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Old 8th May 2023, 11:04
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A lady in my street knocks them up out of old blankets. Very warm, but a little scratchy. I've just sent you her details if you're interested.
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Old 8th May 2023, 11:07
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Uh oh! We've been rumbled! PPRuNe knows we've been knocking off bits from the BMEWS! Won't be long before the Kremlin does, we'd better scarper...
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Old 8th May 2023, 11:08
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Conversational Russian had Babelfish well and truly f*cked.
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Old 8th May 2023, 19:15
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We should have got one of those Alexi or Sergie speaker thingy's instead.
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Old 8th May 2023, 19:18
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“Nice, but …
… have you seen her mother?”
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Old 8th May 2023, 20:36
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'Phone User 1: "Alexia, vat iz fcuktard?"
Alexia: "Please to be takink selfie!"

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Old 9th May 2023, 06:05
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Seen the latest news? Victory Day has been postponed...for several years..
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Old 9th May 2023, 06:09
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See how savage the British Police in London were over the weekend? Never happen in our country..
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Old 9th May 2023, 06:11
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See the luxury accommodation being set up in Falmouth, makes me want to defect...
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