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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 14th Mar 2023, 07:40
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Tom, it's stopped again ...you need to put another coin in ....can't you just get a real motorbike?
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Lost and found that Loving feeling
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This is what ‘ Takes my breath away,
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Old 14th Mar 2023, 09:00
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As 'she' held on tightly ....Toms breath was indeed taken away as he felt her loving feeling growing and pressing into his back !!

(This Romantic fiction stuff is easy!! )

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Old 14th Mar 2023, 09:39
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As he took Doris back home the morning after....she could confirm that 'little Tom' was not just referring to his height!
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The Goose that laid the golden egg.
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Mav, be careful, my trousers stain easily!

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Talk to me Goose! What do I do now?
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Damn speed trap... give me flaps 5 love
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Tom found a new bike to ride…
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Yes I always hear it when you ride with me, it's rather like a blue note..
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You’ve lost that loving’ feeling…oh no, there it is…
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“Call the Ball MAV!”
”Oh” (high pitched voice) “You got it!”
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In that box there a spanner
Ok found it, it's a bit small
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It’s fine, my Husband’s Vision impaired…
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There, you satisfied now?, you now have my helmet for safety
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"Too close for guns! Switching to dildo!", said she, as Mav oofed in surprised satisfaction.

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