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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 14th Mar 2023, 15:42
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Think bubble over her head

"I guess he will do until someone better comes along"
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Old 14th Mar 2023, 15:47
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This is OK but I sure wish he would grow up and get a car.....


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Old 14th Mar 2023, 15:51
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"Tom, how much further before we're out of this inky black flood water?"
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Old 14th Mar 2023, 15:51
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Think bubble over his head

"I love riding a motorcycle, it's better than sex, especially with her ...."

Think bubble over her head

"I love riding a motorcycle, it's better than sex, especially with him ...."
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Old 14th Mar 2023, 21:25
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(Her) "I didn't know motorbikes had a stick shift in the middle of the fuel tank? And it's heated, too!"
(Tom) "OK, first gear! Second! Third! 4th! 5th! 6th! 7,8,9,10,11,12th...oh yessss..."
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Old 14th Mar 2023, 21:31
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Do you like having a throbbing monster between your thighs?

Oh yes, I'll be seeing him tonight...
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Old 15th Mar 2023, 09:33
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Tom got more than he bargained for during his trip to Thailand.
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Old 15th Mar 2023, 10:05
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I wish he would add some patches to the back of his jacket, my bloody jumper is stuck to his velcro.
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Old 15th Mar 2023, 10:08
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You have to admit Penny, a Minge'a on a Ninja sounds cool..
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Old 15th Mar 2023, 10:08
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Hold on tight or the Penny may drop.
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Old 15th Mar 2023, 10:53
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Speed kills!
Buy a Harley and live!
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Old 15th Mar 2023, 15:57
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Hard? 'eck that's well below where I'd engage
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Old 15th Mar 2023, 17:35
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Last orders . Gonna call when I have me breakfast on Thursday
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Old 15th Mar 2023, 19:57
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A throbing and a knobing, stuff the fly-by. Best day ever!!!

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Old 15th Mar 2023, 19:59
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I'll tell you what Jen, I'm so glad you chose share.
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Old 15th Mar 2023, 22:50
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Oh dear! this is nothing like what I imagined as a ride on the station bike
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Old 16th Mar 2023, 01:45
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I told him I didn't have my menstrual cycle at the moment, so he offered me a ride on his Ninja.
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Old 16th Mar 2023, 07:25
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"Can I have a helmet?"
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Old 16th Mar 2023, 07:25
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"Hey Goose, check out my new bike."

"That's my chick Mav!"
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Old 16th Mar 2023, 09:00
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Sigh, if he only liked me as much as he likes his ray bans.
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