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Old 17th Mar 2023, 07:21
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...well gotta have somewhere to park your bike ..
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Old 17th Mar 2023, 07:25
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'e seems 'armless.
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The ex-marine failed to understand the greeting of "Gimme Five".
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Old 17th Mar 2023, 07:27
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He was dong fine until his false teeth dropped out.
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Old 17th Mar 2023, 07:28
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Unfortunately, dementia had taken hold and Donald Trump's feet were not really there.
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Old 17th Mar 2023, 08:40
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The US Army finally retired Bert & his weaponised farts!
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That’s the nuclear triad. He’s doing MAD next.
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Old 17th Mar 2023, 18:38
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Crowds gathering on Weymouth Beach...as the judging of the Annual Sand Sculpture contest nears...
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Stand to attention you ' orrible little man...
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Old 17th Mar 2023, 18:43
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Harrods window dressing teams gather for the Summer collection exhibition
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Old 17th Mar 2023, 18:46
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Cpl Jones seeks to show Captain Mainwaring he is not ready to be put out to pasture...much to Pvt Fraser's displeasure
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Old 17th Mar 2023, 20:29
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Damned superglue....
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Old 17th Mar 2023, 20:37
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"Excuse me one second chaps, I have a NutLoose"
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Old 17th Mar 2023, 20:58
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Think I've busted my Hyman
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Old 17th Mar 2023, 21:01
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Ouch...thinki have found my broken contact lens
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Old 17th Mar 2023, 21:02
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"Perhaps it's prosthetic?"

"Funny that, my missus says the same thing."
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Old 17th Mar 2023, 21:06
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He has been doing one armed press ups since he left the other arm on the barbed wire trying to get out of the barracks for a pint
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Even at the age of 69 Hank was still showing the young upstarts just what 50 years of alcohol abuse and smoking 20 Woodbines a day gives you....
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At Madam Tussauds the new display of Ukrainian Bordar Guards gets ready as Russian Troops approach, however did not notice the T34 aproaching from the rear...
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Hank limbers up for the new ITVx series...Love Island ( pensioners)
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