Caption Competition Mk III

[NutLoose]

Getting down and giving you 20 isn’t the problem, it’s the getting back up.

[NutLoose]

I can only do one handed press ups, I need my other hand to hold my hip joint in its socket.

[Confusious]

Hank's ability to count to one hundred in sync with his press-ups was somewhat disjointed in front of the blind onlookers.

[Chu Chu]

I'm NATO, my right arm is Finland, and my left arm is Sweden.

Who are you callin' a turkey?

[Chu Chu]

I said I'd give my right arm for an early promotion. Trust Hoskins to get 'em mixed up.

[Chu Chu]

Hank's school days were long behind him, but he would never forget von Schlieffen's dying words.

[Ninthace]

No sir, it is not your imagination, there is indeed a slight slope on the floor.

[ShyTorque]

“I schtill can’t find me top set ov teesh!”

[Kiltrash]

Regardless of the theatrics, the ref gave Hank a yellow card for diving....Flagon the play for the cousins across the pond

[Kiltrash]

Hold my beer and watch this...
or
Kiltrash never spills a drop when it's McEwans, no matter the trip hazards..

[Kiltrash]

Eddie the Eagle started his Olympic dream while still in the Military

[Kiltrash]

When Inspector Callaghan said " Assume the Position " upon entering the Returned Serviceman's club...

[Kiltrash]

When the cops demanded the criminal to lie on the floor and put their arms behind them, no one expected Arhuritus to give them any problems...

[Confusious]

Steve Martin found the remake of Sgt Bilko a challenge at 77.

[Chu Chu]

. . . 19 . . . 20

WTF, Hoskins. I've done lots more than that.

Sir, you said every second counts.

[Buster Hyman]

What really blew people away was the fact that Bert wasn’t putting any weight on his right hand…
Especially when they remembered his nickname was Tripod.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Uhhh Grandpa, that's not how they do basic training these days.......

[treadigraph]

Last call... judging in around 3 hours...

[Confusious]

"Sorry Sir, you have to remain as a still tripod for another three hours."

[Kiltrash]

Bloody 'ell...wish Treaders would hurry up and descide. How can he expect me to hold this position for hours, especially with my medical conditions..