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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 10th Mar 2023, 21:41
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At the line of scrimmage. The San Francisco '49ers descided on a power play to get behind the Dallas Cowboys wagon train..
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Old 10th Mar 2023, 21:43
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Well someone HAS to present MOTD....shall we draw lots? Hoskins is excused as he has to write up a 47 page report to the Insurance company. .
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Old 10th Mar 2023, 21:44
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Can you take a message to President Zelenskky...can you scratch 1 Challenger. It'll be late on parade..

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Old 10th Mar 2023, 21:55
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"Right. That's the dash cam buried. What next?"
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When the RAC needs the RAC.
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Old 10th Mar 2023, 23:11
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Okay, Hoskins, what happened this time.

Nothing "happened," Sir. You said there was no need to take hull-down positions.
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Old 11th Mar 2023, 01:55
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Nutty's boss:

JAHSUS KEERYST NUTTY !

You were just supposed to help the army guys fix their coffee maker !
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Old 11th Mar 2023, 01:59
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Sarge, you are always going on about when I say "whoa" I mean stop like right fu*king now. So you said whoa and I did exactly what you asked !
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Old 11th Mar 2023, 06:17
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Well the motoring and weather presenters did say to avoid unnecessary journeys.....Did the Colonels Chinese take away count as " Essential " ...
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Old 11th Mar 2023, 06:19
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Well i think that proves COVID DID affect Dominic's eyesight up here in County Durham..
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Old 11th Mar 2023, 06:22
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Right.. so we are to attack through the Ardennes forest, smash past the lightly defended American resting area and strike for Antwerp...All clear?? Anyone see any problems with the Furthers brilliant plan..
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Old 11th Mar 2023, 07:15
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You know this was so easy in Call of Duty, but in real life, however……..
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Old 11th Mar 2023, 08:09
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"Well, I'm stumped. The tracks just stop here!"
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1. BANKing on our LEAN organisational structure

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They played noughts and crosses until the tank woke up from its nap.
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It could be worse - there might be a photographer her...oh B*gg*r.
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Old 11th Mar 2023, 12:07
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See, it's a simple question of getting a long enough lever and a strong enough fulcrum as close a possible to the tank...

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So, next time, we all make sure Li doesn't hang his camera where it can get lodged behind the controls.
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Old 11th Mar 2023, 12:44
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Well they did say there was a rapid turnover in this mans army.
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Ok, it’s agreed, we will blame Clarkson and the slope on the bridge.
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