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Old 1st Feb 2023, 13:56
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I got this for the wife.....hope she don't mind living in a Bedouin Harem...
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Old 1st Feb 2023, 14:05
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I got kicked out of the USA for not revealing my drugs use, but never mind, moving 'ere the country is a wash wiff drugs, though the wife ain't keen on 'aving to dress like this and carry a gun..
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Old 1st Feb 2023, 14:14
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The Sun:

Shock Horror

Rich, affluent and privileged white male caught stealing an underprivileged olive skinned mans only means of transport, thus robbing him and his destitute family of their only source of making a living.
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Old 1st Feb 2023, 16:09
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It's my brothers, I am only the pillion
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Old 1st Feb 2023, 16:32
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My liege I bring you your trusty steed, only I used it for 5 minutes and it’s knackered
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Old 1st Feb 2023, 17:22
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Bugger! Shouldn't have moved to California, those who count disapprove of the ICE...
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Old 1st Feb 2023, 17:23
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That I'm reduced to this - delivering pizza to Uncle Andy...
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Old 1st Feb 2023, 18:22
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FML, first the Wildcat now the bearings on this b@st@úd's tail wheel.
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Old 1st Feb 2023, 18:58
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Bleedin 'ell, Join the Army they said ....didn't say Man Utd shirts were to be seen everywhere....
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Old 1st Feb 2023, 19:00
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Dads removed me from the family membership of the Royal Automobile Club..
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Old 1st Feb 2023, 20:03
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After much debate, Virgin Media went for a different ginger to front their advertising campaign........


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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 00:57
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I bet this never happened to T.E. Lawrence.
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 04:39
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Hey Harry, perhaps if you fitted a headlight to it, you might be able to see the total f*ck up in your life on the road ahead..
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 04:42
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I say chaps, if we capture some more of these perhaps we could try out having a polo match, that will keep you chaps busy getting them repaired while I pop off and write my memoirs..
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 04:48
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I’m going to donate it to the Woking Pizza Restaurant then they will be able to do home deliveries, it will save my Uncle Andy having to travel in to pick up his orders.
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 06:34
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Yes I know Bagram is a bloody big Airfield but perhaps it would be simpler to move dispersal closer to the crew room..
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 06:38
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Could have been worst, could have been a Lambretta...
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 06:41
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When I get this fired up I can claim driver supplement hours...to stretch my Military pay to bare minimums..
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 06:43
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Well tinkering with old bikes did help dad finally get what he wanted...see if I can follow..

( To save you looking up
KC3 74
Camilla 75
Harry 38
Meghan 41 )

Better make space in the tower

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