Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Trailer for the latest Netflix block Buster is revealed ....where the hero in true Bond style knocks the attacking baddie off the Motorbike and rides off on it to the waiting arms of his pregnant wife ..hits a snag when it's realised the hero does not have a bike licence....
That's alright said the producer we'll just green screen in Tom...

[Wensleydale]

Well Moses had a motorbike in the desert.. as the Bible says "the roar of Moses' Triumph was hear all around Judea".

[Buster Hyman]

Well, end of the week & time to move it on. I think Harry has more to worry about than our captions! Also, I probably could've ended this one much earlier because...

Runner up with the second entry was...

Originally Posted by treadigraph

Thought they were going to give me an Apache not some other crummy old Indian...

And the winner, with the first entry was...

Originally Posted by Wensleydale

Flat Tyre? Use the Spare!

Fine margins here, both gave me a Markle Chuckle!

[Wensleydale]

Thanks Buster. Here we go again:

[sealo0]

Burp!

[622]

Wasn't what I was expecting when I Googled 'Big Bird with a chopper in her mouth' !


(Apologies ....tone lowered already)

[treadigraph]

Bond aficionados claim special effects for the villain's lair in the latest film are decidedly sub-standard...

[622]

I do hate it when online delivery companies use bigger shipping boxes than are actually needed!

[Walter28]

As it says on the stairs.

[andytug]

"Yeah, it's much easier backing it in, then you can fly it out forwards when you get there....."

[andytug]

"Mrs Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?"

[Confusious]

"Ohh look there's that 'well camp' dispatcher again!"

[treadigraph]

When I grow up I'm gonna be a Chinook!

[Confusious]

This is one big bird who refuses to have any choppers enter from the rear.

[Chu Chu]

Okay, I’m smaller. But no need to turn your nose up.

[Chu Chu]

Johnny was so excited with his latest Airfix that he hired a helicopter to shoot it.

[Confusious]

"Ahem, excuse me I thought I had a Phrog in my throat."

[Buster Hyman]

Yeah! You all laughed when you arrived in Oz because we used the fly spray BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW EH!!!!!

[Buster Hyman]

...and you thought the Spiders were big in Oz! Check out the annoying flying insects!

[sealo0]

OK big mouth what’s your next trick?