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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 5th Jun 2023, 01:32
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"Yes, as a composition, not bad... Can you all hold that for a moment?"
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Old 5th Jun 2023, 06:33
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Feeling a bit bored with the challenge of Formula one, Max descided to take up something that makes him want to get up in the morning.
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Old 5th Jun 2023, 08:48
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"Jeff ...quick look behind you!!!"

"My God ....that third plough blade is out of alignment!"
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Old 5th Jun 2023, 08:57
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Just lightening the load..
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Old 5th Jun 2023, 08:58
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As Jim steadily worked 100 Acre Field, a stone was flung into the air by his plough just as Hoskins passed overhead...

At least, that's what Hoskins told the CO.
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Old 5th Jun 2023, 08:59
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I'm just popping out to the local garden centre dear, to see what tomato bargains they have in the greenhouses.
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Old 5th Jun 2023, 09:11
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John Nichol practicing for his book
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Old 5th Jun 2023, 09:21
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Hoskins discovered far too late that VTOL had yet to be invented....
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Old 5th Jun 2023, 09:37
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Calling it early due WIP

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Originally Posted by Chu Chu
I knew outsourcing the MCAS to Boeing was a bad idea.
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The Boffins were pleased ... the ground sensor on the pitot tube linked to the ejector seat worked as intended.
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Keep off the grass....
silk still to be found if you truffle snuffle around enough out there.

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Old 5th Jun 2023, 09:51
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Ok all, I gladly take up the plowshare Andi offer up a screengrab from a Sky News video...

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Old 5th Jun 2023, 09:58
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Does my bum look fat in this
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Old 5th Jun 2023, 10:01
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"Request Steer".
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Old 5th Jun 2023, 10:03
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RAF mooooooovers!
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Old 5th Jun 2023, 10:05
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Right Hoskins, when it's down just pop over and undo the harness ........
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Old 5th Jun 2023, 10:05
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The crew practice evacuating Nutty from his nursing home...
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Old 5th Jun 2023, 10:05
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Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow!
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Old 5th Jun 2023, 10:06
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Special delivery for the local McDonald's.
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Old 5th Jun 2023, 10:07
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I said 'Water Bucket" not "Water Bison" you idiot!
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Bessie the Cow was about to experience artificial insemination for the first & last time!

(I'll give it another go...)
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Old 5th Jun 2023, 10:09
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Have a guess which Pilot watched Who Dares Wins last night?
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