Caption Competition Mk III
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Hoskins, how can I put this simply? The rest of the world isn't out of step with you...
"Here's the spec list."
Russian Tanks (updated 2023)
No brakes, no protection, no reverse gear, no communications, very useful for exploding up to three mines before stopping. One token round included in starter kit.
"Hang on then, so what button did you say you pushed, Hoskins?"
Russian Tanks (updated 2023)
No brakes, no protection, no reverse gear, no communications, very useful for exploding up to three mines before stopping. One token round included in starter kit.
"Hang on then, so what button did you say you pushed, Hoskins?"
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I appears to be suffering from turrets syndrome, when I approached it all i could hear was Fu*ck...Fu*ck...Fu*ck.........Fu*cking tank, coming from inside the turret
So the Manager wants us to play with a flatback four and a holding midfielder in front for the game against the Air Force...
err Skip, don't you think we may have a problem with the keeper??
err Skip, don't you think we may have a problem with the keeper??
Gnome de PPRuNe
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If anyone asks if you've seen Gary Linekar, just say no...
Having returned to his beloved Lada in Croydon,
Treadigaph was disappointed to discover just how easy it was for the local Scroat to steal his catalytic converter.
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Said this is to prevent the MET from clamping or towing away ..
Treadigaph was disappointed to discover just how easy it was for the local Scroat to steal his catalytic converter.
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Said this is to prevent the MET from clamping or towing away ..
The tank test driver disproved that Bae's claim their new improved version could easily transverse a 85.5 degree slope. So the designer knelt down with his management team to brainstorm what went wrong....totally ignoring the shouts and banging for HELP...
All we need now is a ukrainian tractor to come along! That would make our day.
Hoskinski how do you think the training went?
Well it was OK until I tried the barrel roll!
Hoskinski it’s a tank not a plane.
Oh is that where I went wrong.
Well it was OK until I tried the barrel roll!
Hoskinski it’s a tank not a plane.
Oh is that where I went wrong.
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I don't think when the Captain said that he wanted us to roll into town he meant this.
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Size matters..
