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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 13th Mar 2023, 08:33
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The next person who says "Use the Force, Luke" gets a good kicking!!!
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Old 13th Mar 2023, 08:59
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OK, time to to put this crew out of it's misery..and 'tanks' for all the wonderful entries, judging was tough as always!

But these are what got the 622 sniggleometer moving:

In third place:
Sealo0 with: All we need now is a ukrainian tractor to come along! That would make our day.

Second goes to:
Chu Chu with: It says right here: "Tank is suitable for inverted operation." But what does "Usable capacity 87 liters" mean?.

But the winner is this for combining topical news (if you are in the UK!) with the cap com:
Killtrash with: Well someone HAS to present MOTD....shall we draw lots? Hoskins is excused as he has to write up a 47 page report to the Insurance company. .


Well done Killtrash, the CST will be dropped off later by the same crew, so please invert, knock out the dents and display for all to see!
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Old 13th Mar 2023, 11:59
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Many tanks 622. Will be along with a new pic after lunch...am 3 under through 8 so can't give upon that 😄
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Old 13th Mar 2023, 13:10
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
am 3 under through 8 so can't give upon that 😄
Is that a knitting instruction?
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Old 13th Mar 2023, 17:51
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Sorry for the delay, just home. Witnessed a fatal RTA on the way home so have been tied up with the aftermath ...at least my dash cam caught what happened with the 2 vehicles involved... A picture paints a 1000 words. So about to have a stiff one and then will pop one up shortly
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Old 13th Mar 2023, 17:53
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Sorry for the delay, just home. Witnessed a fatal RTA on the way home so have been tied up with the aftermath ...at least my dash cam caught what happened with the 2 vehicles involved... A picture paints a 1000 words. So about to have a stiff one and then will pop one up shortly
That's awful Kilty, make it a double and chill.
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Old 13th Mar 2023, 18:05
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Ok all. Have a go at this please ...


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Old 13th Mar 2023, 18:06
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Lower
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Old 13th Mar 2023, 18:14
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"Ooooh, I think I've found your Top Gun."
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Old 13th Mar 2023, 18:21
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Lower
sorry I thought it was play your cards right!

maybe it was/is
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Old 13th Mar 2023, 18:35
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"0 - 60 in two seconds baby!"

"Yes I've heard."
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Old 13th Mar 2023, 18:39
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Of course, the real love of my life is Iceman...
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Old 13th Mar 2023, 20:45
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Dreaming of a night of passionate lovemaking, she failed to notice the rate at which insects were being ingested by her hero.
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Old 13th Mar 2023, 21:57
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"Oh Tom, you really have given me the best ride of my life."
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Old 13th Mar 2023, 22:40
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Hang on to me babe.

Yes I know how to hang onto, I have seen you hanging onto an A400.
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Old 13th Mar 2023, 22:54
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Shouldn't you have closed the canopy before taking off?
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Old 13th Mar 2023, 22:56
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Are you sure this is how you like your WSO to sit during flight, or just me?
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Old 13th Mar 2023, 22:59
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God, I am SO bored!....
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Old 14th Mar 2023, 02:06
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Would you like to hold the joystick?
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Old 14th Mar 2023, 02:48
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