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Don't worry Mr Jones, we will adjust the mechanism in your seat riser so it is not so fierce next time.
Sorry...late on Parade...been on the train,( remember them) from Luverpool to London and Beardy Branson's Wi Fi was down..
However ... On Coronation Day the Army Fitness Display Team show off their prowess on the Mall. Unfortunately the Horseguard troop was the one in front
However ... On Coronation Day the Army Fitness Display Team show off their prowess on the Mall. Unfortunately the Horseguard troop was the one in front
The mum later questioned exactly what happened to the child on the father's back...
( Admit it lads we have all done that..)
Ps about to be presented with our fourth grandchild next week 😊
( Admit it lads we have all done that..)
Ps about to be presented with our fourth grandchild next week 😊
Now, just once more!, I am Not non-binary! Now place your left hand on the floor and you will call me Sir or Ma'am, depending on my daily pronoun regime until the Air Force Board or Parliament comes up with a suitable salutation!,
When I joined in '68 to fight in 'Nam, my Sgt told me to adopt the stance and hold until he came back - is the war over yet? And please don't tell him, I've been alternating arms every hour!
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Clerk of the Court, will you please stop telling witnesses’s to put their hand on the bible and repeat after me, then whipping the bible away from old folk.
During the one on one dogfighting exercise the one shot down had to do 200 push ups...as usual Kiltrash did not read the rules correctly and thought he could do 400 single handed press ups.