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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 20th Jan 2022, 20:16
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As Boris restlessly slumbered in his bunker, he kept having the recurring dream that Sue Gray was comming for him...
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Old 21st Jan 2022, 06:17
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During WW1 patriotism encourage whole business to sign up as " Pals Battalions " and the Pantomime Dames section were kept all together
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Old 21st Jan 2022, 06:21
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Due to a shortage of fresh uniform for the conscripted troops the previously used Argyle and Sutherland equipment was re issued. ..and thats where " Going Commando " came from...
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Old 21st Jan 2022, 09:15
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'ere Bert, 'ave a look around the back and see if you can see anyone ready to score this one.
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Old 21st Jan 2022, 14:37
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Betty Lou, are you sure this gun will fit into your handbag??

homage to Meatloaf
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Old 21st Jan 2022, 18:38
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Time to judge, and the winner is Treadigraph with:

Originally Posted by treadigraph
This is a dress rehearsal for the big show...
Well done - take it away.
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Old 21st Jan 2022, 19:57
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Many thanks Wensleydale - I'm out and about over the next few days, so I'd like to throw it open to anybody who has a suitable pic just begging for an inappropriate caption...
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Old 22nd Jan 2022, 00:17
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No problem, try this one.


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Old 22nd Jan 2022, 03:07
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"Mine's this big!"
"That's nothing, mine's this big."
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Old 22nd Jan 2022, 03:30
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"...and you gave her the clap??"
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Old 22nd Jan 2022, 03:31
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"and I asked her how old she really was, and she said "How old would you like me to be, big boy?" and I broke into a sweat just thinking about it."
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Old 22nd Jan 2022, 03:44
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Well we both got a Reprieve sanctioned by Mummy,
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Old 22nd Jan 2022, 03:45
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Have you heard the one about the Prince, The showgirl and the Nun??
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Old 22nd Jan 2022, 03:46
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Don't look now but the think the filly behind us fancies your arSe
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Old 22nd Jan 2022, 06:42
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Filly behind.....( thinks ) Why am i always seated next to the nutters??
or
Shussh you two, they are playing the Last Post
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Old 22nd Jan 2022, 06:48
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So that's agreed then, we both hope HMTQ lasts forever, in her old age she's to doddery to throw us out, Unlike Charles would have us looking out at HMS Belfast all the time

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Old 22nd Jan 2022, 07:05
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Not a caption: Thanks Nutty!

Caption: Thinks "Nutter!"
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Old 22nd Jan 2022, 08:39
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...and finally from me as I'm off to a family wake till Monday. .Yes it was Covid 😑

I hear you offered to hold Daddy's Funeral in the House of Commons and call it Unrestricted Government Business as a apologies to Mummy after That party
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(My condolences, Kiltrash)


Mrs J idly wonders if A is better than B in bed.
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...and I bet my jail term is bigger than yours.
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